TROUT POPULATION

Did you think about how you would affect the trout population?

[didthisaffectthetroutpopulation]

Wait till this affects the trout population

[dudebrogamerman69]

This guy's so fucking pathetic, he whimpers like a dog when I hit him in the head with a brick.

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This has affected the trout population (-2 got hit by a brick)

[oneoflokischildren]

I adore how in so many fanfics the Eridians just find Simon floating around somewhere in space and basically just go:

Eridian #1: Thats a human...

Eridian #2: Yes?

Eridian #1: Like the one we have at home..

Eridian #2: Yesss?

Eridian #1: Do you think we should take hi-

Eridian #2: Hell yeah we're gonna take him with us and put him in Grace's dome. Maybe they'll mate and we finally get to see what baby humans look like!

Eridian #1 & #2:

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This has affected the trout population (+2)

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

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[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

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This has affected the trout population (+4)

[mrgladstonegander]

joining the war on transgender scrooge on the side of transgender scrooge

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This has affected the trout population (+3)

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[dragongirlbunny]

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

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[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

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[klappersacks]

(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

[gingerhaze]

“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

[didthisaffectthetroutpopulation]

This has affected the trout population (+1)

[artificialalienn]

Blue birds of a feather

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This has affected the trout population (+2)

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

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[mewb1e]

my og fav cat is back YES

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This has affected the trout population (-4 eaten)

[markrosewater]

Re:A card with a longer name than OMRTPLRLCNSWMtCtHtALCNEE: Art and Text is for cowards. Vanilla creature it is

We have to be careful not to check boxes solely to check the box. That is the path to bad design.

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[stringalink]

don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't

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This has affected the trout population (+76)

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

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This affected the trout population (+44)

[pikaman0130]

ribibulet

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This has affected the trout population (-1 eaten)

[psychoteddi]

I hope agent stone get to be super cool and evil for the next movie

Please please please

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This has affected the trout population (+10)