paperback writer

-genderqueer person -neurodivergent (diagnosed) -this blog is really just for me so you probably won’t like it very much

[shepscapades]

WAIT the juppet has an android LED does this mean Joe literally became the juppet for S10

LMFAOOO I don't know to be honest. Drawing Joe as the muppet seemed like the funniest option for the doodle so that's what I went with, but I have had truly zero serious thoughts about android juppet LFNSKFNSJF

Is it like. Remote controlled??? Did Joe somehow convince Doc and Xisuma to take on this insanely impossible task of transferring all of his cybernetics into that tiny puppet body??? Is Joe still humanoid size with like...... Muppet features...? I.e, when I draw him chibi, I basically get to draw him muppet-looking? That last one sounds the most feasible and honestly kind of fun design-wise >:3 maybe next year for Joe's hadm I can do his muppet design hehe

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[wolfythewitch]

Every time someone asks me about a character and how they would parallel another media, I can't give only one answer I'm sorry 😔 everyone kind of a mix of everyone it kind of depends. Like yay maybe stratt is god jesus and mary, maybe claudia is elektra and also iphigenia idk

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[2drazilizard5]

does anyone have evidence of impulse rebuilding his entire base because it was one block off or am i completely imagining that happening. because i don’t think i am but i can’t find any clips

[l3o-draws]

I think it might be horse

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[shepscapades]

[dbhc au flavored] Hermit A Day May '26, Day 21: Hypno :)

A day late, but here’s my Hypno for Day 21! I did a doodle of predeviant hypno for a stream ages ago, and thought it’d be fun to fully draw and color him :] my fancy guy!!!

[Check out Hadm’s Gamer’s Outreach fundraiser to donate for comms & raffle prizes! :)]

[sapphoismymuse]

“a token of our friendship”

proceeds to give Bilbo the second most valuable thing in a mountain of gold while under a dragon-sickness that won’t let him part with any of it

[2drazilizard5]

we all know that Thorin considered Bilbo as part of his horde at this point, but maybe by giving him something so valuable he was solidifying it. you can’t leave me now, see? you’re covered in my treasure. everyone can see it. you’re one of my treasures now. you can’t leave me.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[dailybdubsdoodles]

day 198 -

[mmoosess]

he only agreed to come fishing if etho took him someplace pretty and didn't actually make him fish

[alienssstufff]

Pose exercises