It makes me sad that my gc smaus never get as much attention as the individuals because I love them so much. They’re seriously so much fun to write. Enjoy!
sometimes i think about how in how to train your dragon (2010) john powell created a theme for hiccup and a theme for toothless and neither of those themes have a conclusive ending until 'test drive' when they both merge together and complete each other because hiccup and toothless complete each other and i want to just start screaming.
head canons for leon x oblivious civilian reader where he has competition with someone else trying to court you too? (infinite darkness or re9?) Like they think they’re both trying to be nice?
Vying For Your Attention
Warnings/Tags: Mentions of jealousy, fem! reader, Leon doesn't know how to communicate feelings
Note: I see ID Leon being way more jealous than RE9 Leon. Also the ending turned into more of a drabble cause I love to yap.
-Infinite Darkness Leon is not as upfront with his feelings as RE9 Leon would be. There is still part of him that’s scared of being rejected, cause deep down he knows the smart thing for you to do would be to date the other guy. You deserve someone stable and reliable, who has a normal job that doesn’t cause him to disappear for weeks on end.
-Leon wouldn’t mean to be jealous; he’d honestly try not to be. After all, he’s not some hormonal angsty teenager anymore. He should be mature enough to keep those ugly feelings buried where they belong. He's not, however. And he can't help but grit his teeth in annoyance whenever he sees the other guy make you laugh.
-Leon would be super passive-aggressive to the other guy and territorial over you, constantly trying to one-up his competitor. If the other guy brought you coffee one morning, Leon would take you out to lunch. If the other guy offers to drive you to work when you have car troubles, Leon shows up with a toolbox ready to fix whatever's wrong.
-Leon tries to find time to spend with you whenever he’s free. He’ll come over to your apartment with takeout and a rented movie, hoping you’ll get the hint you never do.
-Leon wouldn’t get annoyed at your oblivious nature for two reasons. One, cause if you actually deducted that he and the other guy were fighting for your affection, you might choose the smart option and pick the other guy. Two, he’s happy he gets the opportunity to be in your life at all.
-Leon’s good enough at shoving his emotions deep down and ignoring them anyway; he’d much rather have you in his life in a platonic way than not at all. So for a while, he would partake in this tug of war with the other guy for your affection, trying to prove to you just how much he cares.
-One night, Leon comes over, a bag full of groceries in his hand. You opened the door, surprised to see him, but welcomed him in regardless.
"You mentioned wanting to try this dish, and complained about not having any Friday night plans. Well, now you do," he'd say with a smile. You laugh and thank him for his thoughtfulness, happy to have such a kind friend. The two of you get to work, moving in tandem around your cramped apartment kitchen, when suddenly there's a knock at the door. You go to open it, only to be met with the other guy. He's standing there, in a nice pressed shirt, holding a bouquet of roses.
"Would you like to go out to dinner with me, on a date?" he'd ask, extending the roses to you. You're taken off-guard, hesitating.
"I'm really sorry, Leon is already here making dinner with me," you'd try to explain. Like clockwork, Leon appears behind you in the doorway, trying to suppress the smirk on his face as he internally cheers over the fact that you chose him.
"Ah, I see. I hope you two are happy together," the other guy says, leaving dejectedly.
"That was weird, does he think we're together?" you wonder aloud as you close the door. Leon shrugs, returning to his post at the counter, chopping vegetables.
"Poor guy, must feel crushed," he muses, although even you detect the giddy tone in his voice. Your eyes narrow, mind working in overdrive as you watch the man who's so consistently made himself available to you.
"Leon....do you like me?"
"Well, I am cooking you dinner, don't go around doing that for people I hate," he jokes.
"No, do you like me?" you ask. Silence fills the room as Leon sucks in a sharp breath.
"Yeah....I do," he admits after a long pause. He hesitates before he goes back to the cutting board. Your silence rings in his ears as he tries to focus on cooking, not having the courage to glance over at you.
Moments that feel like an eternity go by, and he worries that you'll kick him out, want nothing to do with him. It isn't until he feels your arms wrap around him from behind that those fears melt away.
"You could have told me a lot sooner," you mumble into his back. Leon smiles, closing his eyes as his worries vanish.
Note: I feel like Leon would be so ass at communicating feelings, his love language is 100% acts of service
Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you
I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs
I put like three braincells into this, so if there’s anything about it that outright sucks, uh. Sorry not sorry, L + ratio + let’s use the 1-page restriction as an excuse for any unfun mechanics
the 1980s nuclear family (based on firsthand accounts of people who lived through it):
bipolar mom with severe untreated PPD
workaholic & alcoholic dad
eldest son who is a 15 year old binge drinker who has been employed since he was 13
middle child sister who got really into church to avoid being at home, will be a pregnant housewife by age 19 despite being the most promising member of the family
sensitive little brother with a stealing habit
divorced Vietnam vet uncle who sleeps in a tent in the yard
chain smoking grandma who might have killed her last two husbands
dog that somebody dumped down the street that lives there now (best dog ever)
Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.
I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.
Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.
Misogyny is a major factor in the plummeting birth rate in the USA, not the only factor but a major contributing factor. Conservatives blame feminism when it is the extreme wave of reactionary misogyny making women rethink motherhood. This is a common refrain from a lot of childfree women, if they just listened to them, but they won’t.
women: a lot of men in my generation straight up hate women and it makes finding a suitable life partner very difficult. I do not feel safe enough to think of starting a family. I do not want to be permanently entangled with/dependent on a man who treats me like shit.
men: we need to hate women more and make them more unsafe and more dependent on us. this will certainly improve the birth rate. everyone knows that frightened and deeply unhappy women are the most fecund.
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