Random Dumpster Fire

I can and will fuck your dad. Certified Thorin Simp™ 22, Minors begone

[toaster-human]

Catch of the day

+ a very rough sketch of sniper fishing lmao

[lolwealldie]

Regarding mermay, I would LOVE to see mermaid Luigi! And maybe Bowser as a pirate captain, with the Koopalings as his crew?

they don’t have enough storage for that much fish-

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Sorry I couldn’t fit in all of the koopalings, I really wanted too but everything got a bit complicated, not helped by the fact that I somehow managed to get all the way to the end of the drawing before realizing that the references I had for Lemmy and iggy WERE THE OLD DESIGNS 🫠🫠 had to go back and fix that, forgive me

I colored each page like six different times before giving up and just going with greyscale but man, I really wanted to show off the concept for davey jones inspired bowser and eel Luigi so I will show the discarded coloring I had for them, just for the concept 🫡

It’s safe to say the concept quickly got out of hand but I do really want to expand on this one- lol

[angelofwonderingminds]

Wanted to participate in @acorn-and-oakleaves may meme event

These are from the fic Once Again by DomesticGoddess highly recommend great read still on going may make more memes later

[pdastapiocas]

Modern AU headcanon: Thorin having a shelf full of expensive curly hair products, creams, leave-ins, Indian oil blends, silk bonnet, Brazilian mask, hydration treatment, keratin, diffuser

And then Bilbo with a all hair types shampoo, a brush, and an oil

The two types of curly ppl

[treseapologist]

[saphrodoe]

2 girls smokin old toby

[gayspaceshit]

[didy414]

when double cherry is used for...other purposes

[rutobuka2]

my bunny-hobbit wolf-dwarf comics have their own little weird lore! read up, it'll all be on your midterms!!!

[rutobuka2]

what I imagine Guillermo and Nandor's first meeting to be like...

[rutobuka2]

One of my illustrations for @wistfulchicken's "Lost Kingdom", a gorgeous fic about Thorin's return to life, which inspired me to no end!

"Against all odds, Thorin survives the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo, grappling with his feelings, decides to stay in Erebor. But when the magical ring he’s been keeping secret starts whispering to him in the night, Bilbo knows he must heed its call. Thorin follows him, haunted by a strange vision. A second journey, a kingdom’s rebirth and many terrible truths await them under the mountain…"

You can read it here on AO3, and lucky you, for it has been completed as part of the WIP Round-Up event by @acorn-and-oakleaves! Feast your brain with this beauty of a fic!

👉 Link to read it on AO3!

[rutobuka2]

bunny Bilbo time! he's locked in and ready for the best evening! ☕

[rutobuka2]

should Bilbo...? 🫣

[rutobuka2]

thorin must be comforted after nightmares in this house 😤💕

[iischaos]

Just a reminder that Bilbo wrote The Hobbit. Bilbo could say whatever the fuck he liked. Bilbo could definitely say Thorin died in the battle if he wanted all the nosy people to leave him and his husband alone.

[gellbs]

D:

[slugz01]

Sleepy time!