chaos lives here

she/they, no clue what i'm doing, come live in my head it's fun, my obsessions try to eat each other and also my brain but it's fine

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[writingdose]

me: I should write

also me: let me play the scene in my head and fantasize about writing it instead

[ministarfruit]

helping bard figure out a coronation outfit in true shameless romcom fashion

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Thorin meeting Dwalin after being kicked out for being snarky with Bilbo: What did you get in trouble for?

Dwalin, trying to compose an apology to Nori and already being surrounded by multiple crumpled up papers: The hell if I know?

[baggnshield]

fili and kili learning about april fools from merry and pippin and manipulating thorin into declaring it a dwarven holiday as part of his plan to court bilbo by going "it's a major celebration for hobbits and we want uncle bilbo to feel at home here don't we", unleashing major hell and terror all over erebor 🥹🥹🥹

[mattnyart]

my new favorite Tauriel headcanon is that the Mirkwood guards just kind of found her in the woods one day

[radioproxy]

My permit is not stupid!

[radioproxy]

Based on this post [x], which is from this scene from parks and rec [x] And whoops sorry added bagginshield in this. Needed the ‘vouch for him’ moment. haha 

[ministarfruit]

the hobbit: an unexpected journey

[mo0nbugs]

Bilbo "obsessed with maps" Baggins and Thorin "lost his way twice in a town with one road" Oakenshield

The arguments they have over directions must be legendary

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[iischaos]

Thinking about Bilbo as a writer and a poet and maybe it was something he enjoyed in his youth, but grief for his parents and the suffocating nature of the Shire left him for years with notebooks upon notebooks of half-written stories, poems, songs. He just doesn't have it in him to finish any of them, starting dozens of projects but giving up on all of them. And then he meets the Company who are loud and boisterous and sing over every meal, and he starts writing again, but this time he has the inspiration to finish things. He writes poems and songs, and when he gets back to the Shire he writes his book. And he eventually has to leave again in part because he can feel the Shire stifling his creativity but he is GOING to finish this book. Nothing is stopping him this time. And he always credits the Company for every song and poem and story he writes, for the fact that he is willing to SING again, not just write, because they brought all that color into his life and made it worth it to write and finish things and have that life in him.

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance