Random Fandom Kingdom

Hello, I am Eli. Lesbian, 22, Seattle, WA *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Harry Potter. Pirates of the Caribbean. Game of Thrones. Terraria. Yu-Gi-Oh. Spongebob. Disney.

[memewhore]

[sassyintern]

[thevib3]

Can’t believe this one didn’t make the list

[randomfandomkingdom]

I have not been making as much art as I would like the last few years, So I decided to change that. I call her “ Butterface 🦋” :)  What do you think? Let me know :) Commissions through Instagram are open! ig: mckstefers

[spoonie-living]

Add “distress” to your pain scale

Pain scale? More like pain in the booty. No two people seem to read it the same way, and chronic folks tend to downplay their pain.

So here’s an idea: when asked to rate your pain, provide a number to rate your distress levels in addition to your pain levels.

Some examples:

“I’m at a 5 on the pain scale, but my distress is basically a 1 because this is my usual.”

“I’m at a 3 on the pain scale, but my distress is a 7 because this is new pain and affects a part of my body that’s very important to my work.”

It’s a great way to consider how your pain is impacting you—and to get a doctor’s attention where it’s actually needed.

[adizzycollegekid]

OP is a genius

[autistichalfblood]

I     l a m p     you

[jupiterinthe7th]

[leonardodicap-blog]

[mothgeist]

i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

[skipperdamned]

what goosebumps book is this

[stitchs]

all it takes is faith and trust, oh! and something i forgot: dust.

[glassescat]

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

[westerninfluence]

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

[picklesandwine]

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

[banananutcraycray]

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

[tardisinthetimewarp]

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[theshittyfoodblog]

Couldn’t find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.

[shutupandtakemymonies]

The Retromini (Retro mini) is a handheld console which can play GB, GBC, GBA and NES Games.  It has L+R triggers for GBA games and includes 508 Games into one convenient player that fits in your pocket, with the potential to hold hundreds more games with its MicroSD slot. You can find the Retro Mini HERE!

1. RetroMini + 8gb TF Card 

2. RetroGame (+SNES/SEGA Supported)

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[anymannymore]

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek