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lesbianelric

but thats just my onion

pxy9-deactivated20180911

miridiums

Man, those moments before I realised this was about Fullmetal Alchemist and not the Lion King.

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202

Got all the way to “three dimensional character” before realizing this was not a body positivity post

pinkflames

I thought this was about goodtimeswithscar and went like wow I doint remember the life series being THAT dark was he in a roleplay series or something?

lakemichiganbaby-moved-deactiva

uranium

foreveriallyzombified

a-frog-in-a-bog

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

thefreegladelancer

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

daggerfall

Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL

lumikinetic

nerevar-quote-and-star

Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

macklesufficient

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

macklesufficient

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

biteswhenprovoked

Then, Sam comes crashing in to check on his boyfriend and possibly start a fight with Mr. Tall, Dark, & Mysterious.

(autocorrect tried to make that Mr. Y'all, Dark, & Mysterious, and that's damned amusing).

nightmaskart

“Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild, with a faery hand in hand, for the world’s more full of weeping, than you can understand”

favoritesticle

somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this.

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

madmonksandmaenads

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

thatsbelievable

chimaerakitten

if fantasy genre reincarnation were real (ie, the kind where everyone always reincarnates as human and can recover most if not all previous-life memories) humans would use it for such DUMB SHIT you guys. like every other week you’d get headlines like “20 year old cave diver vanishes down This One Fucking Cave for the 5th life in a row.” and the body of the article would be like “His last words were ‘This time I’m going to find out what’s at the bottom of that crevasse!’ We’ll see you when you get your memories back in 16 years Dylan, the scientific community can’t wait to find out what was at the bottom of that crevasse.”

kitty-c4t

budugu

agnosticblowjob

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

wroteclassicaly

The D*ffer bitches saying Eddie had no future other than jail, so dying was his only option? That shit is beyond horrifyingly cruel!!!! You realize the depth of your words, right? Probably not, because you don’t even care why people truly relate to Eddie’s character. Disgusting. I am disgusted…

beep-beep-sherlock

When I see The Duffer brothers say stuff like this, it makes me want to fight them. If I ever meet them, call the ambulance, but not for me

latenightsimping

They managed to bring Hopper back from the dead but not idk find a way for the gang to clear Eddie's name while he's in hiding by pulling a fast one with the government or some shit are they having a fucking bubble

wroteclassicaly

^^ 💯