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[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

[cybergirlfriend-deactivated2022]

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

[troyesivan]

not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS

[sixpenceee]

Visit Original Link

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

[imthevideogameboy]

NOPE BYE

[xquiet--soulx]

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

[sixpenceee]

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

[ungratefullittleshit]

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

[mr-eldritch]

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

[peartrees]

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

[stability]

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

[greelin]

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

[postllimit]

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

[mulders]

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

[bayareamom]

Wtf

[housewifeswag]

this fucked me up

[nickyflowers]

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

[cuntamination]

[kanyewesticle]

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

[epikalia]

Well, you’re not wrong.

[swarnpert]

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

[buzzfeed]

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

[death-limes]

FRENCH KISS