Random facts blog

Whatever I learn, I put here.

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O_O

[lordcupidenglish-blog]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: HOMESTUCK HAS UPDATED! FOR REAL THIS TIME!

(I AM USING ADBLOCK AND NOSCRIPT, SO THERE’S NO ADS ON THE PAGE, OBVIOUSLY)

I’M STILL GOING THROUGH THE UPDATES RIGHT NOW!

HERE’S A LINK FOR THE LAZY, GO SEE, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

[kalmasiope]

OH MY GOD. I AM SO HAPPY. THIS UPDATE. OH GOD. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT’S AMAZING. I AM ALSO CRYING BECAUSE IT’S ENDING.

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Huh, this is legit, who knew.

Hey people! HOMESTUCK! It updated!

[kalmasiope]

Schrödinger's Cat Executive Decision Maker giveaway.

While cleaning my room, I ran across the spare Schrödinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker that I’ve had for two years now. Here are pictures.

The cat told me “yes” that I should do this giveaway. The giveaway will end once this post reaches 10,000 notes. Rules:  - You must be following me, my art tumblr, and angry shit doodle. - Reblogs count only. - Reblog as much as you like. Winner will be chosen with the help of this: random.org.  I will announce the winner. 

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

I AM FOLLOWING ALL THREE, I DEMAND THE PRIZE.

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*steals it*

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Source

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that's what they get for arresting freaking robin hood

IF YOU’VE HAD YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS, LIVED IN A CAVE, OR ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL MORON, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING JUST WHO I AM.

THIS VIDEO SHOULD HELP YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

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this describes it pretty well. LINK

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To meow or not to meow, that is the question.  Via the Chive.

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to nap or not to nap, that is the meow.

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Source

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what the hell is wrong with people, when this guy is denied the awesome rewards he deserves?

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CANNOT UNSEE

*flail*

Ellie and Carl + Rory and Amy (Up + Doctor Who)

And then the sad realization that they’re even more alike now.

INHUMAN WAILS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING

*tears everywhere* TT_____TT

YOU LIE! YOU LIE HORRIBLY. THEY CAN HAVE KIDS, AND DID. ONE OF THEIR KIDS WAS RIVER SONG. OR DID YOU MAGICALLY FORGET THIS? ANOTHER ONE VISITED HIS GRANDFATHER AFTER THEY GOT STUCK IN THE PAST.

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This reminds me of the jerks who pull the "I waited for you, fry" seymore dog thing. WATCH THE FUCKING FUTURAMA MOVIES, the dog wasn't stuck waiting forever for fry! Fry used time travel to go back, they lived happily together. Also, the dog was encased in that dolemite crap because of bender, who also went back into the past. THERE IS NOTHING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT, NO SADNESS, NO TERRIBLE EVENT! I'm tired of people trying to jerk my feelings around with sad things. Quit it, it's not cool. Here's a fun fact about River Song, Amy, and Rory: The Doctor gets killed by his wife in an astronaut suit, while his wife watches in horror next to her parents, they also watch in horror, while one of them is pregnant with his wife, oh and it wasn't the doctor that got killed. Nobody got killed, it was a doctor robot. With a tiny doctor inside it. Confused? Don't worry, I'm still confused, and I watched the whole thing.

Oh, and Bender is great.

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

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THIS MP3 SHOWS EXACTLY WHY HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES DURING WINTER. BUT FORTUNATELY, NOW I HAVE ALL THESE BABY CATS TO KEEP ME COMPANY, BECAUSE UNLIKE THE HUMANS, I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK AND RESCUED THEM WHILE I WAS STEALING CHRISTMAS.

YES, I LIKE CATS, THEY’RE TOLERABLE, DEAL WITH IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Spread the word!

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HEY. SANTA ENGLISH. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR REINDEER?

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NOOOOO NOT RUDOLPH!

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! HE WAS THE FIRST TO GO! ALL THAT COKE HE WAS SNORTING MADE HIS MEAT REALLY LEAN AND DELICIOUS.

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"Filed under: RUDOLPH THE DEAD NOSED REINDEER HAD A VERY DELICIOUS BROTH AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM YOU COULD EVEN SAY YUM YUM. ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES THEY NEVER REALIZED THAT THEY WERE NEXT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE "

Oh god, oh god my sides, damn you santa english for making me laugh this hard!

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

HEY. SANTA ENGLISH. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL YOUR REINDEER?

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NOOOOO NOT RUDOLPH!

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WELL SHIT I THINK WE ENCOUNTERED A PARADOX.

OH GOD, NOT AGAIN. I CAN’T EVEN STAND ONE, LET ALONE TWO.

[santalordenglish]

THINK ABOUT IT MAN! WE CAN BRING DOUBLE THE JOY AND PAIN TO ALL THE LITTLE ONES

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REPLACE JOY WITH DEATH, AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.

[kalmasiope]

OH GOD, DOUBLE THE ASSHOLES.

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

YOU ARE DOING A SURPRISINGLY GOOD JOB OF TYPING FROM INSIDE THAT BAG I STUFFED YOU IN. I GUESS I SHOULD BEAT IT WITH A BAT, MAYBE SHOOT IT A FEW TIMES. MAYBE THAT’LL SHUT YOU UP.

[kalmasiope]

YOU CANNOT KILL THAT OF WHICH IS ALREADY DEAD. *THROWS THIS GUN AT YOUR FACE THROUGH A HOLE FROM THE BAG*

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

DELICIOUS GUNS, THANK YOU! -EATS THE GUN- OH JOY, IT EVEN COMES WITH AMMO.

[kalmasiope]

YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WAS A RENTAL.

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YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

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LOL EWW

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HEY EVERYBODY. IT'S THE INCREDIBLE HULK WEARING A SANTA SUIT.

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HO HO SMASH

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THE WORST DAY EVER. ALSO, A SPIDER.

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LOL. But this IS informative!

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DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. AND HE INTRODUCES A SHRINKINATOR.

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Oh my god, YAY!

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MY FIRST POST IS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE TWO LITTLE ASSHOLES NAMED PHINEAS AND FERB. I SLEEP DURING THE DAY OFTEN. EXCEPT DURING THE SUMMER. WHY? BECAUSE FOR THE PAST FEW SUMMER, THESE ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTING SHIT ALL DAY EVERY DAY, THE CRAZIEST DAMN THINGS. LOOK AT THIS, THESE ASSHOLES EVEN BUILT A ROLLERCOASTER STARTING FROM THEIR OWN BACK YARD! HOW FREAKING DANGEROUS IS THAT? OH, AND THEIR PARENTS, THEIR STUPID FUCKING PARENTS, THEY NEVER FUCKING EVEN REALIZE WHAT THESE IDIOTS ARE UP TO! THEY’RE GOING TO GET THEMSELVES KILLED! AND ANY TIME I REPORT THIS SHIT TO THEIR PARENTS OR THE COPS, IT’S GONE BY THE TIME ANYONE GETS THERE! DON’T FUCKING ASK ME HOW, IT JUST IS.

I HATE SUMMER SO VERY MUCH, IT’S HOT AND THESE ASSHOLES MAKE NOISE. THANK GOD FOR WINTER.

SIDE NOTE: THESE PICTURES ARE ONLY OF EARLY CONSTRUCTION OF THE THING, THE ROLLERCOASTER RAN ALL THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE TOWN.

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You're just jealous that they didn't invite you to ride the rollercoaster. Butthurt much?

[lordsantaenglish-blog]

THIRD POST.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU THE STUFF THEIR PET BEAVERDUCK MUTANT HYBRID DOES AND GETS AWAY WITH. THE SECOND IT PUTS ON A HAT, THE PERSONALITY SHIFTS FROM USELESS HOUSE PET ANIMAL, TO ASS KICKING TERROR FROM HELL ITSELF.

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He fights evil, you only need to fear him if you're evil....oh right.