.+ Ivy Alexandria +.

RP blog for Ivy Alexandria from The Mechanisms They/She Main blog @randompajamaalt

[randomivyalexandria]

Intro Post (OOC)

Hello there! Mod here! This blog is a roleplay/ask blog for Ivy Alexandria from The Mechanisms. My main blog is @randompajamaalt, and I have a few other Mechanisms RP blogs if you have any interest.

RULES No NSFW asks No bigotry- LGBTQphobia, racism, sexism, will not be tolerated No pedophilia or zoophilia or ANYTHING of the sort. Have fun I suppose!

THINGS YOU CAN DO Ask for headcannons Smooch them Hug her Shake them around a bit Do their nails Ask her funny question things Etc

I hope you all have fun here :)

TAG GUIDE randomivyanswers - answering things from the ask box randomivyspeaks - saying things in character but outside of the ask box randomivyreblogs - reblogging things in-chararacter ooc / out of character - when the mod is speaking, not Ivy

[randomtoysoldier]

OUT OF CHARACTER

hello hi. hi. Mod here.

so its the final week of school. and its crunch time. so i am so sorry for not responding to asks or reblogs much because i am in so much chaos trying to get stuff done right now i cant spare more than an hour of time to check my tumblr stuff every one-three hours of work time. so yeah ya boi is goin wild.

pleasepleaseplease just dont be sad if it seems like im ignoring you i promise im not im just having several breakdowns about schoolwork and essays and posters and so much more ooughhh i hate school so much. but its almost over wooo!!

yeah but i need to sleep so im gonna leave it at that and paste it on my other mechs rp blogs. thanks guys!!!

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Hello there, Jonny. You wouldn’t happen to know where my bottle of [insert name of very old, very fancy alcohol here] went? I had it stored away somewhere and now I can’t find it.

[ Ivy seems to hold an accusing tone. ]

(@randomivyalexandria)

… no… definitely don’t… good luck tho…

[randomivyalexandria]

[ glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

That won’t work on me I stoped putting logical thought into threats/treating behaviour centuries ago 

[randomivyalexandria]

Fine. I’ll have to go ask Nastya, then. There’s a 76% chance she hasn’t seen it, but a 89% chance she’ll be willing to find and punish whoever took it. Unless you do know where it went?

[ Ivy raises an eyebrow. Last chance. ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Your threaten your captain Ivy I swear if leads to another mutiny I’ll take your books down with me

[randomivyalexandria]

[ Ivy’s eye twitches. ] Fine! Fine. You win this time. But there is a 87% chance that you were the one who took it, so- There’s a 98% chance that I’m still upset with you!

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Wouldn’t the parentages be the same why are you more likely to be upset with me what did I do to deserve this

[randomivyalexandria]

Because you’ve also probably stolen other alcohol from me in the past.

…But I suppose I have no proof, so, you are.. Temporarily forgiven.

[ Ivy huffs and looks away. ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Hello there, Jonny. You wouldn’t happen to know where my bottle of [insert name of very old, very fancy alcohol here] went? I had it stored away somewhere and now I can’t find it.

[ Ivy seems to hold an accusing tone. ]

(@randomivyalexandria)

… no… definitely don’t… good luck tho…

[randomivyalexandria]

[ glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

That won’t work on me I stoped putting logical thought into threats/treating behaviour centuries ago 

[randomivyalexandria]

Fine. I’ll have to go ask Nastya, then. There’s a 76% chance she hasn’t seen it, but a 89% chance she’ll be willing to find and punish whoever took it. Unless you do know where it went?

[ Ivy raises an eyebrow. Last chance. ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Your threaten your captain Ivy I swear if leads to another mutiny I’ll take your books down with me

[randomivyalexandria]

[ Ivy’s eye twitches. ] Fine! Fine. You win this time. But there is a 87% chance that you were the one who took it, so- There’s a 98% chance that I’m still upset with you!

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Hello there, Jonny. You wouldn’t happen to know where my bottle of [insert name of very old, very fancy alcohol here] went? I had it stored away somewhere and now I can’t find it.

[ Ivy seems to hold an accusing tone. ]

(@randomivyalexandria)

… no… definitely don’t… good luck tho…

[randomivyalexandria]

[ glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

That won’t work on me I stoped putting logical thought into threats/treating behaviour centuries ago 

[randomivyalexandria]

Fine. I’ll have to go ask Nastya, then. There’s a 76% chance she hasn’t seen it, but a 89% chance she’ll be willing to find and punish whoever took it. Unless you do know where it went?

[ Ivy raises an eyebrow. Last chance. ]

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Hello there, Jonny. You wouldn’t happen to know where my bottle of [insert name of very old, very fancy alcohol here] went? I had it stored away somewhere and now I can’t find it.

[ Ivy seems to hold an accusing tone. ]

(@randomivyalexandria)

… no… definitely don’t… good luck tho…

[randomivyalexandria]

[ glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ]

[randomtoysoldier]

I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[randomnastyarasputina]

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

[randomivyalexandria]

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.

[randomtoysoldier]

How Much Parts Per Million Of Mercury Would Nastya Have? With Her Shiny Blood?

[randomivyalexandria]

That is actually a very good question. There is a 97% chance that all of Nastya’s blood has been replaced with quicksilver, but the rest of her matter seems to still be human flesh and bone. So with the average person’s weight being about 7% to 8% blood, converting that into parts per million would make-

[randomnastyarasputina]

I’m going to stop you right there, Ivy. I don’t think I particularly want to know how much- or many- parts per million of mercury I have in my body.

[randomivyalexandria]

—About 70,000 to 80,000 parts per million.

[randomtoysoldier]

Oh Wow! That Is A Lot More Than Most Sushi! Nastya Probably Tastes Very Metallic!

[randomnastyarasputina]

[ Sigh ] Gods.. If anyone needs me, I’ll be down in sub-level engine room 6B.

[randomtoysoldier]

I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[randomnastyarasputina]

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

[randomivyalexandria]

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.

[randomtoysoldier]

How Much Parts Per Million Of Mercury Would Nastya Have? With Her Shiny Blood?

[randomivyalexandria]

That is actually a very good question. There is a 97% chance that all of Nastya’s blood has been replaced with quicksilver, but the rest of her matter seems to still be human flesh and bone. So with the average person’s weight being about 7% to 8% blood, converting that into parts per million would make-

[randomnastyarasputina]

I’m going to stop you right there, Ivy. I don’t think I particularly want to know how much- or many- parts per million of mercury I have in my body.

[randomivyalexandria]

—About 70,000 to 80,000 parts per million.

[randomtoysoldier]

I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[randomnastyarasputina]

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

[randomivyalexandria]

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.

[randomtoysoldier]

How Much Parts Per Million Of Mercury Would Nastya Have? With Her Shiny Blood?

[randomivyalexandria]

That is actually a very good question. There is a 97% chance that all of Nastya’s blood has been replaced with quicksilver, but the rest of her matter seems to still be human flesh and bone. So with the average person’s weight being about 7% to 8% blood, converting that into parts per million would make-

[randomtoysoldier]

I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[randomnastyarasputina]

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

[randomivyalexandria]

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.