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Aw. Alright. Sadly, Raphaella Told Me We Are Out Of Anything Else. I’m Sorry Tim!!

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Mmmmmfine

If my nails start falling off like last time though, Raph’s lab is gonna need a lot of repair.

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Oh, Splendid! Thank You, Tim! Now- We Have Pink, Red, Blue, Black, Purple, And Rainbow Glitter Sparkles. Which Would You Like First?

greetings!!! you prolly already know who to expect

thats right

it is i the chaos quoting anon!!!

have a quotes :]

“BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES AND REFASTEN THE FALAFLES, WE SAIL FOR BIGGER SHOTS, MEN!”

“OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

“no that's midieval england”

“it would be WALK THE PLANK YE SCURVY LAD!”

so yep have a good daynightwhatever just know i may or may not be an annoyance for all of eternity

until we meet again!!!

-chaoticquotes anon

I Would Love To Be Able To Say “Off With His Head” At Least Once. That Would Be Very Entertaining. Thank You For Sending Me A Wonderful Quote, Anonymous Tumblr User Nicknamed “Chaotic Quotes”!

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Hullo Tim! I Was Wondering If You Like Nail Polish? Raphaella Just Finished Making The New Batch And I Wanted To Try Painting Someone’s Nails! Are You A Willing Participant?

(@randomtoysoldier)

I’m not too enthusiastic after raph’s last experiment honestly

Get some regular nail polish and no problem

@randomtoysoldier

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Aw. Alright. Sadly, Raphaella Told Me We Are Out Of Anything Else. I’m Sorry Tim!!

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dttm in the story is good, it adds an end to them that makes sense. As a system with all the mechs in our system tho, we don't like it (and out) because it makes us sad and for us, it's not canon and more just a story used to leave a planet.

Same reason Jonny isn’t allowed to watch Lashings

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Taping my harmonics to Vents so they make noise

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So That’s Why The Aurora Has Been Making Strange Harmonica-Like Screaming Noises!

*ts's nails are now painted red and black :]* how do you like it soldier?? *hug*

[ They hug back happily and enthusiastically ]

Oh, Thank You So Much! These Are Wonderful! Absolutely Perfect! Now I Match The Rest Of The Crew! Thank You, Thank You Old Chap!

[ They do a little spin to show off their new look, even though it’s a minor change ]

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Ts has been successfully been gagged

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[ Extremely muffled ] I’m Just Happy To Be Here!

hello soldier, what nails color would you like to have? i can provide my services

Oh My! This Is Very Exciting! I Love All Colors, But Matching With The Crew Would Be Fun- They All Have Black And Red Usually. Especially Jonny. He’s The Reason Our Stock Is Running Out!

But Really, Any Color You Want Would Be Lovely! Oh, This Is Jolly Good Fun, Isn’t It? Thank You So Much, Old Chap!

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I Want To Get My Nails Painted! Raphaella Got Hers Done, So I Would Like Mine To Get Done! Who On The Ship Knows How To Paint Nails?

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What’s your favorite kind of tea?

That Is A Wonderful Question, Ol Chap! I Prefer Sleepytime Myself, But Each Of The Crew Have Their Own Preferences. Thank You For Asking!

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I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.

How Much Parts Per Million Of Mercury Would Nastya Have? With Her Shiny Blood?

That is actually a very good question. There is a 97% chance that all of Nastya’s blood has been replaced with quicksilver, but the rest of her matter seems to still be human flesh and bone. So with the average person’s weight being about 7% to 8% blood, converting that into parts per million would make-

I’m going to stop you right there, Ivy. I don’t think I particularly want to know how much- or many- parts per million of mercury I have in my body.

—About 70,000 to 80,000 parts per million.

Oh Wow! That Is A Lot More Than Most Sushi! Nastya Probably Tastes Very Metallic!

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[ Sigh ] Gods.. If anyone needs me, I’ll be down in sub-level engine room 6B.

I Ate Raw Fish Today! It Tasted Like The Sea!

[ Sigh ] Sushi, Toy Soldier. You ate sushi. We all did. Please stop telling people you ate raw fish with no context.

I didn’t have any. Because most sushi has around 0.6 to 0.8 parts per million of mercury, and so they taste very metallic.

How Much Parts Per Million Of Mercury Would Nastya Have? With Her Shiny Blood?

That is actually a very good question. There is a 97% chance that all of Nastya’s blood has been replaced with quicksilver, but the rest of her matter seems to still be human flesh and bone. So with the average person’s weight being about 7% to 8% blood, converting that into parts per million would make-

I’m going to stop you right there, Ivy. I don’t think I particularly want to know how much- or many- parts per million of mercury I have in my body.

—About 70,000 to 80,000 parts per million.