Sorry (Not So Sorry)

WARNING! Weather forecast is sardonic humour with probability of existentialism.

[randomnessurvives]

I forgot this site existed, it’s random, is unhinged, it’s full of nerds and DnD memes it’s… ✨chefs kiss✨

[randomnessurvives]

Apparently telling friends how game mechanics in tomb raider and uncharted are the same following game development stereotypes puts others to sleep…. Should I monetise this as sleep prescription???

[randomnessurvives]

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MENTAL HEALTH ACTIVISM ALERT!! REBLOG AND HELP US SPREAD THE MESSAGE TO DESTIGMATIZE MENTAL ILLNESSES!!! :)

[randomnessurvives]

Guys some friends and I are starting q campaign about mental health and illnesses and destigmatizing them and offer help (psicologists are helping us) and it would be amazing if you could reblog this so we can help as much people as we can!! Our Instagram is @heavymental and our tweeter is @heavymental please share!!!

[ingridsbergman]

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

[dave-youf00l-deactivated2015122]

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

[alltangledupinblue]

Always reblog Julie Andrews.

[radioactivepanic]

Mary Poppins is cussing someone out without even speaking

[tiny-fallen-star-deactivated202]

sometimes i remember that hebrew was literally a dead language. dead!! for two thousand years!!!! until this one guy in the 1880′s was like hey fuck german and russian and spanish and french We Are Jews we should speak The Language Of The Jews!! and everyone was like dude tf hebrew is DEAD it’s OLD it’s missing too many words, we can’t use it. so he was like ok. i’ll make up new ones. checkmate, atheists and he fuckninh did he stood up by his little desk (?) and invented so many new words and wrote a whole dictionary and then he had a child and only spoke hebrew to him and that child was the first person who’s first language was hebrew in two thousand years and…………………………… i’m sorry i’m so emotional over my man, Eliezer Ben-Yehuda. he singe-handedly revived a dead language. what a man

[camiivalee]

[travelingbythoughts-deactivated]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[hungryhungryhiddles]

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

[babyl0bes-deactivated20130130]

He’s just so happy

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[strawberry-crocodile]

Zillenial things

Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite

Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2

Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them

Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman

Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class

Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops

Pictochat

Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials

[emeraldmercury]

1994-2002 generation put your hands up

[fairycosmos]

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

[feywildwest]

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

[zmyaro]

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

[feywildwest]

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

[gallusrostromegalus]

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

[captainlordauditor]

“OP is a complete onion.” (their head is in the ground)

“I hope I have the privilege of sewing your shroud” is another one I like.

[antongarou]

“May you have a hundred houses, with a hundred bedrooms each, and ten beds in each room. And may the plague throw you from one bed to the other”

“May your death be sweet. Run over by a truck full of sugar”

“May everyone congratulate your widow at your funeral”

[chloe-cristata]

Damn these are good.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[anxietyproblem]

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[peteneems]

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[psych2go]

We’re very excited to announce the content for issue 6 of our magazine, which is raising awareness for Asexuality. We hope the fun, cited and heavily researched articles will really interest you all and teach you about asexuality if you dont know much about it. 

If you’d like to support this fun magazine we have an indiegogo campaign here

We want to keep teaching, giving people a chance to get involved, and raising awareness for important causes so we’d be eternally thankful if you can contribute, or reblog this :) For previous issues of our magazine our shop can be found here

[psych2go]

2 days to go!!