Random Passing Conversations

This is a blog that is basically a list of random crap I hear as I'm going about my day. all of these are really out of context and they all made me laugh or kinda die inside.

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[disastrousqueer]

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

[leftyluci]

Please

[leesacrakon]

I need

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

🅱️lease

[foreverwcnter]

someone made my day with this

[amxiety84]

Please I need it

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

OP STRAIGHT UP MURDERED ME. YOU SAID TERRIBLE

[randompassingconversations]

Person 1: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTEST!!

Person 2: You also have the right to remain silent.

[randompassingconversations]

California has goats.

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[randompassingconversations]

Hi, here's knuckles!

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[randompassingconversations]

My pizza disappeared. I don't know where it went.

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[randompassingconversations]

Kate has smurf ice cream. That's terrifying.

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[randompassingconversations]

Pigs! For defusing! I said defusing instead of dissecting! I am an idiot!

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[randompassingconversations]

Somebody in I.T. has their head squarely up their butt.

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[randompassingconversations]

*scream sneeze, followed by a weird look from a stranger.* I'll sneeze louder. What do you think about that, Mister?

Random Passing Conversations and @watermelonfruitsalad

[randompassingconversations]

Delegation doesn't work if you're all idiots!!

Random Passing Conversations and @watermelonfruitsalad

[randompassingconversations]

I have a Nobel Peace Prize in Literature.

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[supremestarkey]

it’s time for my monthly post abt joaquin desantos!

he didn’t deserve to fucking die! it served no purpose! rob raco didn’t deserve this!

[supremestarkey]

it’s time for my monthly post abt joaquin desantos!

he didn’t deserve to fucking die! it served no purpose! rob raco didn’t deserve this!

[dakt37]

this is so bad and i’m so not sorry

[teamfreedogs]

THIS IS SO CUTE OHMYGOD

[kurokoros]

As much as some of you love Betty Cooper, please recognize that the Riverdale writers making all of the established queer characters in the show join a cult and betray the main character is super problematic. 

So far in S3 two queer characters have been written out of the show, and the remaining three are now considered untrustworthy. This is actually awful representation and I have no idea how RAS, a queer man himself, allowed for these portrayals to happen.

[bronwynn]

[randompassingconversations]

I apologize for not having posted recently but I've been dead tired and busy as hell so sorry.