Detective May Cry

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Round One

If I were you, I’d hang this little baby on the wall and call it art. That’s how pretty it is.

I did my research—watched a bunch of kung fu flicks, studied Dante’s moves, then used the machine to get your body running through all the right motions. Even the gnarly stuff’s no problem for you now.

Oh, and you should be able to throw a Hadouken at demons in the future.

I'm still figuring out the Hadouken part. Thank me later.

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Some Devil Trivia

1-

Dante’s pizza preferences are…wide.

As long as there’s enough meat, he’s fine.

Not sure about full seafood.

And he really hates black olives; however, he wouldn’t waste them.

2-

Vergil likes burgers.

No idea what kind.

Just, like.

3-

Not 100% on this, but—

Vergil seems to have a thing for mint chocolate, and energy drinks, probably.

…unique taste.

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