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One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
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sheepfilms
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NASA
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DEAR READER
hello vonnie
Product Placement
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@randomposts-27
Optimus: what just happened?
Wheeljack: some malfunction in my latest “inator”. Seems some bots have animal alt modes
Ironhide: I’m a rhinoceros
Hound: huh, I’m a little piggy
Cliffjumper: wait what am I?
Wheeljack: not sure, Spike what is that?
Spike: a raccoon
Cliffjumper: the hells a raccoon
Mirage: known as a trash panda, makes sense
Cliffjumper: I will genuinely disintegrate you!
Bonecrusher: me hate you
Barricade: I know Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher: me hate everyone
Barricade: I know Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher:
Bonecrusher: me think you good listener
Optimus: Spike, what are Gremlins
Spike: that
Cliffjumper: *incoherent growling noises*
Megatron: seeing as we’ve been here for sometime, has anyone developed any earth customs they could share so we can blend in?
Knockout: we’ll I’ve been to many drive in theatres, seems to help with their entertainment
Swindle: I’ve seen their economy, I’m gonna be- I me WE’RE gonna be rich
Brawl: hugs
Megatron: what?
Brawl: this *hugs Swindle*
Swindle: BRAWL YOU’RE BREAKING MY CHASSIS!
Astrotrain: shut up
Barricade: but is it necessary though
Astrotrain: I said shut up
Swindle: what’s going on?
Barricade: I was just saying the jet mode is all he really needs
Astrotrain: I LIKE TRAINS OKAY!!
Starscream: we’ll I like aircraft so I’ll take this jet
Brawl: we’ll I like armoured ground units so I’ll take this tank
Blitzwing: cowabunga my dudes
Megatron: what was it called
Starscream: a taxi my Lord, apparently the humans use someone else’s transportation to get around, such a barbaric method
Astrotrain: OH REALLY!!!!
Sunstreaker: hey don’t scratch my paint bro
Sideswipe: quite whining like a Decepticon
Sunstreaker: ya like they care about style
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Knockout: loving the stilts Screamer
Starscream: why thank you Knockout, it does show off my chassis
Megatron: I hate all of you
Optimus: there are plenty of candidate Arcee, I highly suggest Hound, he has years of experience
Arcee: hhmmmm
Optimus: take your time it’s very— CLIFFJUMPER STOP EATING THE FENCE!!
Arcee, pointing at Cliffjumper, that one
Mirage: if I may?
Cliffjumper: no
Mirage: I concede
Cyclonus:……
Galvatron:…..
Cyclonus: what?
Galvatron: were you a big or a plane, I’ve forgotten
Cyclonus: dear Unicron give me strength
Drift: I am the night, I am vengeance, I AM BATMAN!
Ratchet: Drift you’re drunk, go to bed
Skywarp: what do you think goes on in that head of his?
Barricade: I don’t know, probably best if we don’t know
Soundwave’s thoughts: interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet, movie theatre
-Playing Among Us-
Mirage: stay back I don’t trust you!
Cliffjumper: no you stay back, I don’t trust you
Bumblebee, dancing: don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious
Swindle: im telling you, it knocked half his engine block off
Blast off: nuh uh
Onslaught: what are you two blabbering about?
Swindle: Blast off really scrapped up Brawl
Blast off: NUH UH!!!
Onslaught: how so?
Swindle: YO BRAWL! What 2 + 2?
Brawl: carrots
Swindle: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!
Motormaster: ok ok. Just, tell me again why you need it
Dragstrip: cuz it’s super important that we renew it, trust me boss!
Motormaster: what’s it called again?
Breakdown: Disney+
Wilderrider: it’s super cool, all the cool, wild and crazy stuff is on it, too bad Shockwave stopped paying for it
Motormaster: we’ll if he said no then why should I?
Dragstrip: cuz of that
Deadend: I like the sad donkey, he comforts me
Motormaster, emotional: ……I’ll oh every credit!!
Sideswipe: you tell him!
Sunstreaker: no you tell him!
Optimus: boys would anyone like to tell my why teletran-1 now speaks in earth *looks at console* “anime senpai mode”
Sunstreaker & Sideswipe:……it was Mirage!
Mirage: WAIT WHAT?!
Optimus: good enough for me, IRONHIDE OPEN FIRE!!