HOLDING JUSTIN OLURANSI IN HIS ARMS

julien - they/them - omgcp hockey blog @ capitls

[ranholts]

whats up gamers i havent been here in Ages but i just had an energy overtake me and i took a buzzfeed quiz about it and adam “holster” birkholtz is still my government assigned kin

[justwritins]

Could someone out there please art Tater in a t-shirt that says “Taters Gonna Tate”? You’d be doing the world a great service.

[awfullyruby-deactivated20180407]

@justwritins here you go It was super quick I hope its ok

[awfullyruby-deactivated20180407]

I made a companion piece bc I haven’t drawn Parse in ages

[thehockeyhaus]

Which Samwell Men's Hockey Team Member Are You?

Have you ever thought "Man this SMH team member is me?" Well now you can double check and see if they're actually your true match with this quiz! (made by tumblr user thehockeyhaus)

Ok so I got inspried by a post from @onethousandroaches where they mentioned the smh team and a buzzfeed quiz so I spent a few hours making this. I’m definitely, probably going to make more in the future. It was tons of fun but I like when there’s a lot of options, which is why it took me so long lol.

Please lmk what you think, reblog with your results <3 and if you see any errors like lmk that too!

[ranholts]

SMH as things i've done

bitty: got asked a question by my mom, looked at her and chugged my iced tea before answering

jack: could not think of anything but cool bird facts when asked how i was feeling, just said "geese?"

shitty: ran three blocks from the train station to my house because i was sick of wearing a shirt

lardo: managed to convince my graphic design teacher to let me incorporate clip art of muscular frogs into a fake real estate brochure assignment (showed that same teacher the graphic design is my passion meme)

holster: ate a packet of mac n cheese powder while watching parks and rec at one in the morning (alternately, watched the entirety of 30 rock in a month with my dad)

ransom: tied between doing 100 squats in an evening and crying for three hours when i couldn't find my AP enviro notes, then remembering that I had already turned them in

nursey: forgot a full line of shakespeare's 42nd sonnet while in a poetry recitation contest

dex: found a program that played billie jean when you pressed a button and proceeded to play the bassline of billie jean on a loop for the entirety of my programming class

chowder: spent two hours sitting on the ground in a half-split listening to fleetwood mac

tango: sat in an empty classroom and questioned my own existence for an hour and a half

whiskey: got really worried about my reputation on a day i didn't have time to fill in my eyebrows

kent: once insisted that lady gaga was my aunt for three days

[ranholts]

does any1 have any fresh spicy nurseydex fic recs. preferably something good and kinda longer/slow burn-y

[ranholts]

hey mayb u could write about holsom and how they realise they're in lov w each other haha u don't have too but !!! love ur blog :)

this took me six months to ever post and it really isn’t what u asked for at all but here this is! holsom dummies who r in love and only realize once they live together hah hah hah

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11484804

[ranholts]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11484804

hey

[ninjaomelet]

just curious, have you decided how you'll draw the knights? will they be actual knights like how the stars are players dressed as stars or something else like how the hurricanes are pigs?

a knight! he’s new in town and a little shy. he doesn’t really know what he is but he has a helmet so he’s just gonna run with that

he’s making new friends though :)

[ranholts]

rans n tater... Up To Something

[ranholts]

one of these days a modelling agency is gonna have to pay attention to me so that i can be the real alicia zimmermann

[ranholts]

wow i just really love .. girls

[arbores--loqui--latine]

i lové one (1) man

[georgemartins]

arms weak, palms are sweaty, his name is

[hoenursey]

i didn’t even see ransom’s face and he was still the gayest part of this update. true bicon justin oluransi

[eriquebittle]

[tiny-potatos]

💖💜💙 Alexei “Tater” Mashkov Bicons💙💜💖

↳For all your bisexual potato pride needs! plz like or reblog if you use one. 

Requested by @alexeiiimashkov, hope you like em!

Credit for webcomic goes to Ngozi.

[goodbyeroaches]

Im bored n sad any fluffy Nursey's hcs?

uhhhh yes???????

•he can sing but mostly he goes into this falsetto that he uses to narrate what people are the haus are doing

•"dex is fiiii-hiiiixing that door like a prooOOO"

•"look at bitty SLIIIIIIICE those strawberries yeeAAH"

•deep and unironic love of the sonic the hedgehog games

•can’t stand rupi kaur’s poetry and is ready to fight about it

•"HITTING ENTER DOES NOT A POEM MAKE"

•in the summer his tongue is constantly an unnatural color bc he loves freeze pops (or ice pops or otter pops or whatever they’re called. you know the ones)

•also has cut his mouth on the plastic edge of a freeze pop like…a significant number of times

•the first time he ever tried to write a poem it was about a boy in his seventh grade art class he had a crush on. it’s on the inside of a gum wrapper and he still has it on his dresser at home

•his go-to shower song is “i wanna dance with somebody” by whitney houston

•wants a samoyed really really badly

•tried to keep a dream journal for a few weeks but all the entries were like “i dreamed i was pregnant and i gave birth to shitty”