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Actually if we do get a live action eventually, the only two things I need out of the casting is that Jack's actor has eyes like those huskies that look like demons and unsettle you and Bitty's actor has THE MOST big beautiful doe cow bunny eyes that look like chocolate honey or some shit. Also third thing Justin oluransi has to be the most attractive person on the cast.

ambiguityenjoyer

Every time I return to check please I’m utterly lambasted by how hugely traumatic and horrifying the back story with Jack and Kent is. What do you meeeaaaannnn your teenage soul mate attempts suicide the night before that draft where he goes first you go second so you go first he goes to rehab and then you don’t hear from him essentially ever again and you’re just sweeping in the career of a lifetime and he’s in college and can’t stand the sight or sound of you but is dating the nicer cuter trad wife version of you and they make out on the ice as he wins the Stanley cup in his rookie year and you’re still alone in Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!! What!!!!!!!!!

your-local-blogger

Extra OMGCP stuff from the website

yaoimortician

hey. sorry im late

this may only be funny to me...but thats ok. (takes a puff from a comically large cigar)

ransom and holster speak

#check please #omg check please

locklylemybeloved

jack zimmerman is so hot i wish ice hockey was real

stinkbrat

but wheres my canon jp kisses

montrealmadison

not to be emo or anything but like. jack zimmermann getting back from a long and awful roadie and ditching pieces of his suit on the way to the living room and finding bitty on the couch and curling up with his face smushed into the side of bitty’s neck and bitty laughing and holding him tight and being happy to see him. you know?

ngoziu

i do think it's funny that writing Bitty is like "oh lord my mini-pies!" and writing Orion is like "you stand before the god of retribution your destiny is to battle me and die"

oh my god do i ship Bitty/Orion

ngoziu

Jack: euh what tis ehappening right now

#i love how Orion is like "go ahead touch my chest i'm depressed" # :( #if anyone at DC asks this is AI. #i love that evan cagle is posting the most amazing art for the New Gods series and I'm doing this

ngoziu

if it's not clear i'm working on a graphic novel about the red guy

ericbttle

this is still my favorite bit from a blog post

firstdayasadumpling

bitty and lardo having a quiet moment 🍂🏠🧡

i need it to be fall so bad ….

montrealmadison

this baby is 34.

zimms

huge shout out to ransom and holster for setting bitty up with one of the most jack zimmermann looking men to ever set foot on campus. they knew his type 😌.