[ranting-for-days]

stop falling for temporary people

[ranting-for-days]

just wanna be your type

[incorrectshakespeare]

act III, scene II

Lady Macbeth: Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.

Macbeth: We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.

Lady Macbeth: I know, darling, and I love being both of us.

[lolwtfmemes]

[candyshooger-blog]

[ranting-for-days]

this is even funnier if you know about the marketing fight between BK and McDonald’s for Disney movies

[mvmmydust]

@ porn blogs who keep following me

[2headedgrrrl]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mainflopgirl]

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

[ranting-for-days]

in case you missed it

I was making sad boi posts a few months ago about a dumb ass boy who has since been CANCELED and W O W Z A is he missing out bc i’m fully thriving for the first time since september

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[cupcakelogic]

[booksqouted]

“I delete the picture of him from my phone; I delete his number. I think that if I just delete him enough, it will be like none of it ever happened and my heart won’t hurt so badly.”

— Jenny Han, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if you were on tumblr from 2011 to 2013 click here for a repressed memory

[johnemulaney]

[young-and-bitchy-deactivated202]

my heart: having romantic feelings for someone who doesn’t care for me once again

my brain: