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HE/HIM. KARKAT FICTIVE.

[rantkatting]

HI. I'M KARKAT. HE/HIM, FICTIVE, MINOR. MORE ABOUT ME UNDER THE CUT SO THAT THIS PINNED POST ISN'T A PAIN TO SCROLL PAST EVERY TIME SOMEONE LOOKS AT THE BLOG.

I MADE THIS BLOG FOR MYSELF SO I CAN HAVE MY OWN SPACE, TO POST PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING I FEEL LIKE POSTING. I HAVE TROUBLE BEING EXPRESSIVE, SO I'M SORRY IN ADVANCE IF I GET THE WRONG TONE ACROSS.

I ALSO RUN @unbecomingkarkat AND @crabsweekly IN CASE YOU RECOGNIZE THOSE BLOGS.

DOUBLES, SOURCEMATES, FICTIONKIN OR FICTIVE, I DO NOT CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHOOSE TO INTERACT.

I HAVE NO DNI BECAUSE I'VE SAID BEFORE AND WILL SAY AGAIN: THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL JUST BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S BASIC DECENCY TO NOT ACT PARASOCIAL OR CREEPY IN GENERAL TOWARDS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

THE HOST'S BLOG IS THE MAIN ACCOUNT, AND IS THEREFORE LINKED TO ALL "SIDE"-BLOGS, SO YOU MAY SEE ME SENDING LIKES FROM @exar547 OR SENDING ASKS ANONYMOUSLY WITH MYSELF TAGGED AT THE END DUE TO THIS.

I HAVE A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF EVERYONE IN THE SYSTEM WITH BLOGS HERE, IF ANYONE IS CURIOUS.

ORGANIZATION TAGS I'LL BE USING HERE: #JUST MY POSTS, #RANTING ON AND ON, #ARTKAT, #REBLOGS, #CRABPOSTING

BESIDES THAT, I'M ALSO USING THIS POST TO DISPLAY SOME USERBOXES AND STAMPS. THE FIRST TWO ARE USERBOXES MADE BY ME, THE REST ARE F2U ONES COLLECTED FROM ACROSS TUMBLR.

[6kai3]

normal thoughts for a normal teenager

[cryptids-in-your-closet]

Being a fictive heavy system is liking your favorite character just a little bit less because by some god you introjected them and now blorbo McGee won’t stop fuckimg CUSSING YOU OUT FOR NOT DRINKING ENOUGH WATER?!?!!?

[mabelcreature]

crab 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[rantkatting]

ADHSFHSFKGL H. NEED TO DRAW, BUT CAN'T GET THE ENERGY TO DO SO BECAUSE HEADACHE. BECAUSE IRON DEFICIENCY. AND ALSO BECAUSE SICK. AAAAAAAUUUUUGH.

[rantkatting]

TOOK AN IRON SUPPLEMENT PILL, BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE THOSE AND KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEM.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOOK ONE. AT THIS POINT WE'RE TAKING ONE EVERY 6 MONTHS OR SOMETHING, WHICH IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

ANYWAY, MAYBE THAT'LL HELP WITH THE HEADACHE.

[rantkatting]

ITDF GOT EORSE ACFUALLY.

[rantkatting]

I TRIREIFED TODRAW ANYWY.

TGIS IS THE WORST SHITITNG THING I EVER SEEN/.

[rantkatting]

HI I'M FINE NOW, BY THE WAY. PRETTY SURE IT WAS AN IRON DEFICIENCY ISSUE. EITHER THAT OR ALL THE DUST.

[autumn-may]

Beforus Karkat’s job as Alpha Dave’s (secret) (less than consensual) script editor

[rantkatting]

ADHSFHSFKGL H. NEED TO DRAW, BUT CAN'T GET THE ENERGY TO DO SO BECAUSE HEADACHE. BECAUSE IRON DEFICIENCY. AND ALSO BECAUSE SICK. AAAAAAAUUUUUGH.

[rantkatting]

TOOK AN IRON SUPPLEMENT PILL, BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE THOSE AND KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEM.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOOK ONE. AT THIS POINT WE'RE TAKING ONE EVERY 6 MONTHS OR SOMETHING, WHICH IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

ANYWAY, MAYBE THAT'LL HELP WITH THE HEADACHE.

[rantkatting]

ITDF GOT EORSE ACFUALLY.

[rantkatting]

I TRIREIFED TODRAW ANYWY.

TGIS IS THE WORST SHITITNG THING I EVER SEEN/.

[rantkatting]

ADHSFHSFKGL H. NEED TO DRAW, BUT CAN'T GET THE ENERGY TO DO SO BECAUSE HEADACHE. BECAUSE IRON DEFICIENCY. AND ALSO BECAUSE SICK. AAAAAAAUUUUUGH.

[rantkatting]

TOOK AN IRON SUPPLEMENT PILL, BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE THOSE AND KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEM.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOOK ONE. AT THIS POINT WE'RE TAKING ONE EVERY 6 MONTHS OR SOMETHING, WHICH IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

ANYWAY, MAYBE THAT'LL HELP WITH THE HEADACHE.

[rantkatting]

ITDF GOT EORSE ACFUALLY.

[rantkatting]

ADHSFHSFKGL H. NEED TO DRAW, BUT CAN'T GET THE ENERGY TO DO SO BECAUSE HEADACHE. BECAUSE IRON DEFICIENCY. AND ALSO BECAUSE SICK. AAAAAAAUUUUUGH.

[rantkatting]

TOOK AN IRON SUPPLEMENT PILL, BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WE HAVE THOSE AND KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THEM.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE TOOK ONE. AT THIS POINT WE'RE TAKING ONE EVERY 6 MONTHS OR SOMETHING, WHICH IS PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

ANYWAY, MAYBE THAT'LL HELP WITH THE HEADACHE.

[rantkatting]

ADHSFHSFKGL H. NEED TO DRAW, BUT CAN'T GET THE ENERGY TO DO SO BECAUSE HEADACHE. BECAUSE IRON DEFICIENCY. AND ALSO BECAUSE SICK. AAAAAAAUUUUUGH.

[halondrus]

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

this is why the internet was made

[hank-job]

This was made in 2006 but immediately opened a worm hole to 2017

[prussiandragon]

I just remembered this existed and spent a good half hour going to ridiculous lengths to find it again

[adamsmasher]

This is absolutely haunted

[rantkatting]

I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE PHRASE "HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO" ACTUALLY MEANS AS A METAPHOR.

I MEAN, I GET WHAT IT MEANS ON SURFACE LEVEL, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO GO ONE WAY AND THE OTHER WAY SIMULTANEOUSLY, BUT CAKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN.

IT'S LIKE, YOU WANTED TO HAVE YOUR BANDAID *AND* PUT IT ON A WOUND TOO??? WOW!!! WOW WOW WOW. SO UNREASONABLE.

THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN THINK OF IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS TO SAY IS MAYBE... YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE, EAT IT, AND STILL HAVE CAKE? BECAUSE AFTER YOU EAT YOUR CAKE IT'S GONE, AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO KEEP YOUR CAKE THEN YOU CAN'T EAT IT. SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE ITEM AND THE TASTE I GUESS.

ENGLISH IS WEIRD.

[clawmarks]

de Rabié - Original water-colour paintings on the natural history of St. Domingo - 1785 - via Internet Archive

[rantkatting]

THINKING OF DOING SOME ART REQUESTS, SINCE I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DRAW.

MAYBE MORE GRIMDARK ROSE DRAWINGS I DON'T KNOW.

[cosmonautroger]

Calappa lophos

[rantkatting]

WE MIGHT HAVE WALK-INS? A JADE CAME IN AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF OUR HOST EARLIER TODAY. THIS HAS HAPPENED WITH A JOHN AND A CAINE (AND I THINK A CALIBORN?) IN THE PAST, TOO. I'M NOT SURE WE'LL BE HEARING FROM EITHER OF THEM AGAIN. AT LEAST, NOT FOR A WHILE.

IN OTHER NEWS, "PUMPKIN SEEDS IN DA HOUSE" QUOTED FROM... EITHER THE HOST OR MYSELF. NOT SURE. THAT IS ALL.