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review the bee movie pls
no. go choke on your dead memes
the horrendous crap fest of an algorithm that youtube has
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i haven’t been on here since january which bloody sucks since i have been really wanting to updating, but i quickly realised that i can’t write something for everyday because it’s just exhausting. i have either been busy with another writing project; had no fucking motivation to write any sort of rant, schoolwork has taken over my useless existence or all of the previous three. i will *try* (I would use italics but im on mobile so,,,) to post more, but i don’t think i can pull a leafy and get one of these out everyday.
i remember back at the end of last year when every other youtuber and their grandma were uploading videos titled something along along the lines of ‘youtube is broken’, which went along to explain how youtube is fucking them over by unsubscribing people from their channels, favouring big corporations on the trending tag rather than what’s actually popular at any given time and imposing heavy restrictions on content that is intended for a more mature audiences. i think that is just the tip of the iceberg, so maybe if i make another post on this or edit this at a later date i’ll go into that.
i think that it’s pretty evident that the problem doesn’t just end when people stop making videos about it, because even pewdiepie is losing subscribers and views. everything is just going down the swan by for everybody. while there are some external factors like what type of content they create, how long it is, how the content is being delivered and so on. when you boil everything down, it does get very complicated, but compared to before the new algorithm was introduced, youtubers were doing better generally than before now.
i don’t have any sort of solution because guess what? i’m not a youtuber. also, guess what? i don’t know how to crack the horrendous and stress-inducing algorithm apart to fix the shit hole that youtube has become. however, all i can say is that this is part of a much bigger problem that will probably rip everybody apart. nevertheless, i do think that there will be lighter time. despite these, it’s clear that it doesn’t just end after everyone makes a video about it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS JUST AN ENDLESS SHITTY MEME
HES FUCKING SINGING ALONG
Isnt this the shrek song?? When hes first coming out of the swamp? Its fitting
LMFAO
OH MY GOD
3 Doors Down… Playing a Smashmouth song…on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial… While newly-inaugurated president Donald Trump sings along. Where is Rod Serling???
my opinion on,, thatpoppy
WARNING: THIS RANT OR OPINION POST MAY CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DARK/OFFENSIVE HUMOUR AND, SURPRISE, IS MY FUCKING OPINION SO DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST.
a prefece to the segment:
my opinion on,, is a segment (like a series, in a way), in which i share my opinion on something or someone. it’s that fucking simple, honestly. however, i am going to be picking random names of things/people that i like from a spinner. the spinner i have on my bloody anicent and possibly water damaged ipod, will only let me eight at a time, so once i have done a post on one of those people, i will remove them from the spinner. once i have done a post on everyone, i will put a batch of new people/things on the spinner.
specific warnings: youtube mysteries and just all round weirdness.
so the youtube channel “thatpoppy” has become somewhat of a mystery, posting just purely bizarre and weird videos onto the interent, and not only does she post youtube videos, she posts music and is signed to a label. im not going to go through her videos, analysing everything, because we’d be here all day and there’s just so much to fucking analyse. however, i will try to round things up for you, so that things seem slighty easier to digest. if you would like to delve deeper into this mystery, then i would highly encourage you to do so.
so as a bit of a backstory, a channel called ‘titanic sinclair’ started uplaoding videos with a girl, who went by the name of ‘mars argo’ (which, by the way, are not their real names), making fun of internet, celebrity culture and our need to constantly be on social media. they made many videos mocking modern culture, whch then turned into a series on one of their youtube channels. additionally, mars started to make music, as their videos would get flagged for copyright when using it in the background, due to using other people’s music; so they had to make their own. after listening to their music, i can deduce that mars was this pop star who wanted to be famous, thinking that fame and money would make her happy. however, mars realised that this had the complete opposite impact on her, so she wanted to run away from her celebrity life and what she had created. which, may i add, she could do because she was not signed a label. then, mars argo and titanic sinclair broke up, so they stopped creating content, which lead to titanic sinclair to create “that poppy”.
dan smith keeps posting stuff on twitter yes omg
that poppy uploads strange and just plain odd videos of her doing fairly mundane things, but i think that there is so much more than these strange videos uploaded just for being … well, strange. for example, in her lowlife music video, she’s put in this scenario where she is making a video, then comes across the devil eating a bananna (which may possibly represent her being angered at what these producers portrayed as old, rich white men) for making her make the video; something she does not want to do. then walking off set, then walks outside to see many screaming fans, and simply wiped a red paintbrush across slopily in one go. after that she goes back to the studio, throws their papers around, and then pushes thm away, rejecting their ideas as how she has to present herself to the media/world. the symbolism or moral of this video may suggest or infer that pop stars and pretty much anyone in the public eye are controlled very tightly by their staff/management team to appear a certain way, and not to portray themselves for who they really are. i think that she seems very spaced out, due to what the industry, social media has had an effect on her. furthermore, on the flip side, titanic sinclair creates content mocking what goes on behind the camera.
again, i dont think that i have covered everything on thatpoppy, so maybe i will make a part two or possibly edit this post, but i strongly encourage you to check out their channels, videos, music and do some digging for yourself. see you soon dudes and peace out!
thatpoppy youtube
thatpoppy vevo
titanic sinclair youtube
mars argo’s series youtube channel (grocerybagdottv)
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that poppy: explained by youtube explained
that poppy hidden arg? (theory) by inside a mind
my opinion on,, chubbs
WARNING: THIS RANT OR OPINION POST MAY CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DARK/OFFENSIVE HUMOUR AND, SURPRISE, IS MY FUCKING OPINION SO DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST.
a prefece to the segment:
my opinion on,, is a segment (like a series, in a way), in which i share my opinion on something or someone. it’s that fucking simple, honestly. however, i am going to be picking random names of things/people that i like from a spinner. the spinner i have on my bloody anicent and possibly water damaged ipod, will only let me eight at a time, so once i have done a post on one of those people, i will remove them from the spinner. once i have done a post on everyone, i will put a batch of new people/things on the spinner.
specific warnings: youtube clickbait, youtube’s algroithm change and view hungry youtubers.
oh boy,,
i’ve been wanting to do this one for a while.
so further we push on this fucking garbage segment thingy, chubbs was the next victim according to my fucked up spinner (its not even a circle; its a rectangle) *evil laugh*. but seriously, i’ve actually been looking forward to talking about chubbs because he’s a really awesome youtuber that not a lot of people have heard of or watched. chubbs mainly makes videos taking the piss of himself, youtube,youtubERS and many other things related to modern day media. i mean, literally anyone can do that (including my nine year old cousin on windows movie maker), but chubbs uses some of the original footage from said youtuber/whatever he is taking the piss and he dubbs over it to what he thinks their inner voices or motives are (which are not that positive - since he portrays them with their only intentions to hurt people, make money that sweet aDSENSE and gain followers). yes, commentary and dark/offensive humour are on the rise, and in my opinion, have come to dominate youtube, as it becomes are more accessible platform for many people to use or watch. and personally, channels like these have become some favourites to watch. additionally, even though it is meant to be comedy (dont get triggered !1!1!), it does give a good insight into what some of the real motivations into some of the most popular youtubers. for example, when youtube completely changed its algorithim out out of fucking nowhere, that meant that views were (and still are) swimming down the dark abyss of hell. idk i just think he portrays the side of view-hungry and (fucking evil) clickbaiting youtubers, and how even internet/youtube fame can get to someone, whether that be negatively or positively. and maybe more importantly, how youtube and the internet is evolving.
tana mongeau keeps tweeting stuff, so my phone keeps going off. tana girl ilysm but pls stop im tryna write
but yeah i will see you soon dudes, and i will leave chubbs’ youtube and twitter down below! peace out!
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buzzfeed,, oh man
WARNING: THIS RANT OR OPINION POST MAY CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DARK/OFFENSIVE HUMOUR AND, SURPRISE, IS MY FUCKING OPINION SO DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST.
so this isn’t my opinion on,, post (largely bc im doing a bunch of youtubers at the moment), but i just wanted to write a post about this thing called ‘buzzfeed’. well, mainly because i despise it, and im actually kind of ashamed i used to stalk their channels at four in the fucking morning (im a fucking vampire who just needs to sleep) and be actually entertained by that crap. so to sum buzzfeed up, they basically post articles on their website, app and their six fucking youtube channels.
they mainly post videos of piss-poor quality and they try to act all high and mighty when it comes to various social issues. i mainly have issues with the actual quality of the videos, because honestly,
guYS,,,
wE’VE JUST HIT ROCK FUCKING BOTTOM.
it just feels like they’re more bothered about making videos that are easy to make, so they can gET THAT DOLLAR BRo. but seriously, they don’t really have that much substance to it, and it feels like they just put no effort into it. like they’ll just create a video that is just completely irrelevant to the point we’re they just nitpick everything “bad” that someone does and bashes white cis males (or anyone who isn’t a minority for that matter), but we’ll get onto that later. for example, they have this series where four dudes try cheap food, then try really expensive food and then basically compare them both. and trust me, once you’ve seen a couple of them, and tRUST ME IT GETS BORING REAL FUCKING QUICK. additionally, ive seen a lot of these videos (about 1-2 minutes long), were they go onto this app called whisper (it’s this app where you can submit anonymous confessions about basically anything), pick ten out and read them aloud in this stupid fucking video.
dUDE,,,
so basically they use another company’s content to use for themselves and get that sWEET ADSENSE MONEY FOR IT. it makes no bloody sense honestly. and also that’s just plain fucking lazy honestly. it feels like they can just slap anything together and not be bothered about it, but they cOULD be making content which may be rehearsed, edited thoroughly and make something that’s actually somewhat interesting AND good quality. like my previous post on leafy (sweet promo yes), took me fucking hours and i was getting so fuCKING FRUSTRATED that i couldn’t put my thoughts into coherent words and sentences, what i put didn’t make sense or this that and the other, but i stuck with it. i made something that i believe is worthwhile, and yeah i don’t think it’s perfect (maybe i might go back and edit it idk), i think it’s actually worthwhile! and !! that’s!! probably!! because !! i!! put !! fucking !! effort !! into !! it !! (well maybe they do put effort into it, but it’s just not a lot and i think that my nine year old cousin could make better videos on windows movie maker.) and not to the mention that the editing is okay, but it can be quite shabby?? like its not fantastic 10/10 editing, but it’s not absolutely terrible either. idk it’s really mediocre tbh.
additionally, these are some smaller points that i don’t wanna waffle on too long about, but when they do a video that requires these employees to act it’s just aWFUL DEAR JESUS. like if you’re going to make a video that requires some sort of acting then at least learn some bASIC FUCKING ACTING SKILLS or hire actors so i don’t have to watch you looking like complete fucking moronic twits. or even better guys,,, just don’t make those types of videos at all (it all makes perfect fucking sense). granted, there are some okay actors, but the majority are just shocking good god. furthermore, my second mini point is that they aRE SO FUCKING BIASED WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS. i mean honestly it doesn’t get under my skin as much as how crappy the quality of the videos are, but it’s still so cringey oh my god. i mean they could just look at both sides/parties, look at the bigger picture and just not act like fish fingers but no. they clearly don’t. i mean im in no way saying that i agree or disagree with their political opinions, because that’s something i do not want to disclose or discuss on this blog, but just why?? or maybe im being a petty bitch with this one idk.
my second big point is what messages and what they actually say in their videos, because yeah, some of the things they say make sense. however, most of the time they actually just dont. but what really gets on my eyebrows, is that they usually try and bash white cis males or anyone who isn’t a minority. like yes i fucking understand that the people who are not the minority can be hurtful, and i have experienced homophobia/biphobia from people (cos im bisexual innit m9), and that really fucking sucks!! but theres no need to bash them because if we really want to achieve a peaceful world, then we need to include everyone. just honestly, if everyone worked together no matter what the circumstances, things wOULD BE SO MUCH BLOODY EASIER.
but anyway, i think the only member of buzzfeed is probablt sara because shes hella cute, has really great hair and isnt a preachy arsehole. honestly shes just so fUCKING adorable.
see you soon and peace out dudes!
my opinion on,, leafyishere
WARNING: THIS RANT OR OPINION POST MAY CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DARK/OFFENSIVE HUMOUR AND, SURPRISE, IS MY FUCKING OPINION SO DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST.
specific warnings: youtube drama, brief mentions of keemstar and fandoms being petty/annoying.
a prefece to the segment:
my opinion on,, is a segment (like a series, in a way), in which i share my opinion on something or someone. it’s that fucking simple, honestly. however, i am going to be picking random names of things/people that i like from a spinner. the spinner i have on my bloody anicent and possibly water damaged ipod, will only let me eight at a time, so once i have done a post on one of those people, i will remove them from the spinner. once i have done a post on everyone, i will put a batch of new people/things on the spinner.
okay now lets get on the to the actual post okay c’mon luce stop procrastinating lets acTUALLY do this
oH MAN
OH ,,,,
BOY
we’re doing leafy you fucking fish fingers
we’re doing leafy aren’t we? god, this is gonna be controversial in the fucking pettiest way possible (told you i was a petty bitch, didn’t i?), but hey. apart from the introduction that just dances around what im actually trying to fucking say here, but i actually his videos. however, that in itself is a very broad statement. yes, i find his videos entertaining, funny and they can be quite relaxing sometimes when im in the mood for it, but im not saying they’re high art or anything like that cos its not like watching some sort of short film with fucking heaps of deep meaning and symbolism. also im pretty sure that this isn’t even fucking relevent, but it kinda pisses me off when keemstar took the piss out of his chin, yet keemstar himself is a thirty four year old guy who fights with people who are almost ten years younger than him and literally wears a snapback to hide his bald spot, but then again keemstar literally hates anyone but himself. and im not really bothered about what you say or think of leafy (or keemstar for that matter) because it’s your own opinion, but it really bothers me when people pick out other people’s insecurities - no matter who they are. also i’ve heard that he has a really fucked up sleeping schedule because he wants to upload a video everyday and he drinks a shit load of coffee (i dont really like coffee that much, but that cannot be good for you), but i don’t think thats okay because it seems like he’s not really taking care of himself. honestly, as much as i love him uploading everyday and how consistant that is, he should try to take care of himself because it’s his health that matters. bud, please just take care of yourself ✨.
but,,
and i mean bUT,,
i mean, in all honesty, his content can get kind of repetitive, and i really do have to be in the mood to watch his content (but most days i am because im a petty bitch who loves drama and likes to see people get roasted), but i suppose i could just save his videos for another time, when i am in the mood?? honestly i dont fucking know where this is going, but i suppose thats the only real issue i have with leafy himself, because i have a few problems with the fanbase, but i dont really think its that relevent to this fandom in particular (its just a general thing if im totally honest with a lot of fanbases/fandoms, which i will touch upon in another post, maybe in the very near future). but i dont really fuck with fandoms that much because idk like why can’t i be a petty bitch who likes his videos and yeah, i will admit that he is kind of cute, but i just don’t get obsessed with things like i used to. and i gotta admit that it low-key bothers me that i feel like im being lumped together with this whole image of his fanbase, when i dont want to be, and being labelled as an ‘obsessive fan’ and shit just because im a teenage girl who likes his videos. and yeah, i know its meant to be satirical and shit, but it just gets to me a lil’ bit upset. however, i think thats just me being petty to be honest.
anyway dudes, that is my (sort of) consice opinion of leafyishere, which took me fucking ages to write, and how hard it was to actually start to get in the flow of writing this; but here ya go dudes! anyways, down below is his channel and social media! see ya dudes!
and i really over used the petty bitch joke omg im so sorry
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pls don't send me nudes,, man
WARNING: THIS RANT OR OPINION POST MAY CONTAIN BAD LANGUAGE, DARK/OFFENSIVE HUMOUR AND, SURPRISE, IS MY FUCKING OPINION SO DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST.
specific warnings: nudes.
this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. so take a minute, just sit right there, and ill tell you how some kid sent me unsolicited nudes out of nowhere. firstly, i basically met this kid who messaged me on my personal tumblr page, who seemed really nice. we hadn’t really spoken, but he seemed a really nice, so i gave him my snapchat, so we could talk further. what a mistake that was, oh boy. then, he proceeds to initiate small talk, to which i happily replied because he was not doing anything inappropriate by this point. we literally only had two lines of conversing, until he sent me a pic of his fucking tiny carrot dick.
oKAY SO FIRST OFF MATEY MOO, I DID NOT ASK TO LOOK AT YOUR DICK. I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I WAS WATCHING GEORDIE SHORE, AND YOU SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOUR NASTY ASS COCK. I DIDNT ASK YOU FOR THAT. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A MOOD KILLER. IS THIS HOW YOU WANT ME TO REMEMBER YOU?? TO ADD THAT, I WAS EATING DINNER AND YOU SCARED THE SHIT, WHICH JUST PUT ME IN A FOUL MOOD FOR THE REST OF MY BLOODY EVENING YOU HORSE FUCKING COCK SHIT.
buT DEAR JESUS MATEY MOO,
*stands up*
*takes deep breath in and yells:
SONNY JIM,,,,
WE ARE MINORS.*
JESUS CHRIST IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU??! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?? LIKE, YOU COULD LITERALLY BE PUT ON A SEX OFFENDERS LIST FOR SHARING INDECENT IMAGES OF A MINOR, AND THERE IS SOME SORT OF CHANCE THAT THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN LEAKED SO EVERYONE COULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FUCKING MINUSCULE BABY CARROT DICK. DO YOU WANT THAT TO AFFECT YOUR FUTURE? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE REFUSED WORK BECAUSE YOU’RE ON A FUCKING SEX OFFENDERS LIST??? YEAH, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY FINE IF WE BOTH WEREN’T MINORS AND THEY WERE SOLICITED (AKA: MEANING I ASKED FOR THEM).
OH MY GOD,,,
JUST PEACE OUT, DUDES. PEACE OUT ✨
hi,,, my name is [lucy]
so hey there! my name is lucy, and this is my *attempt* at a rant blog. this blog is to quite simply rant, or simply discuss various things in my life, in a somewhat constructed way.
so, obviously my name is lucy and im from england. uhh well im also a semi-closeted bisexual, so that’s why im not gonna give too much information about myself, among many other reasons. im mainly into music tbh, but i like watching all the youtube drama channels bc im basic af , i (evidently) have nothing better to do with my life and im clearly a petty bitch.
bands/artists i like:
- the 1975
- catfish and the bottlemen
- wolf alice
- bastille
- lana del rey
- marina and the diamonds
- dodie clark
- london grammar
- oh wonder
i also like twenty one pilots, but i cant really get into them as much everyone else can.
youtubers i watch:
- dodie clark
- tana mongeau
- i hate everything (ihe)
- will_ne
- memeulous
- grade under a
- chubbs
- shane dawson
- caito potato
- leafyishere
- dan and phil (idk with d+p it just depends what mood im in, so i dont really watch them that often tbh ngl).
-pewdiepie, markiplier and jacksepticeye, but it's the same with d+p bc i really have to be in the right mood to watch their videos, so i don't really watch them that often. however, they're okay.
- amandaschronicals
so now that done and dusted, my posting schedule will hopefully be everyday, at 18:00 greenwich mean time (gmt). also i do swear a lot, i well tell you my opinion in a direct manner, and i can be quite offensive so do keep that in mind. also if there are any sensitive topics that i am going to talk about, i will warn you at the start of the post. also i am going to do segments of posts, which will be like my opinions/rants on what i like n shiz, but i may do other random rant/opinion posts.
anyways, im gonna eat so ill see ya soon!