Rant your pants off

Jessica. 21. Pennsylvania

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well

In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”

[onlytwitterpics]

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[scholarlou]

[ohhhhthatburns]

get it elle

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Do these girls understand that the KKK was killing people?

[stability]

[micdotcom]

Kellyanne Conway held up signs on Sean Hannity’s show and Photoshop hilarity ensued

[siegfriedandroy]

i found this story googling parrot memes and my dumb ass has been laughing ever since  

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

DAMN SON

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

parrot is already pulling receipts on Keith

[destinyrush]

everyone is fed up with

[neekolexo]

… the graphic made me hollar

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[twitterlols]

he is so proud of himself and so am I

[sstayawake]

[daily-showerthoughts]

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.