I AM NO LONGER BABY! I WANT POWER!(and meat :) )

[raphaelsreefer]

I finally finished digging my giant hole around the entire continent of Fódlan! It took me years, but now I've got a whole network I can use to get food from wherever I want!

[dimitrisdope]

die

[raphaelsreefer]

:(

[deduesdope]

So is the war over? Can I go home now?

[edelgardedgelord]

There hasn’t even been a war for like, years

[deduesdope]

Great! I’m going home

[raphaelsreefer]

Wait! I wanna come with you!

[deduesdope]

Are you sure? It’s a long walk

[raphaelsreefer]

Sure! I’m used to lots of walking!

[deduesdope]

Well, you’re more than welcome to accompany me then

[raphaelsreefer]

Okay! Comin’!

[deduesdope]

So is the war over? Can I go home now?

[edelgardedgelord]

There hasn’t even been a war for like, years

[deduesdope]

Great! I’m going home

[raphaelsreefer]

Wait! I wanna come with you!

[deduesdope]

Are you sure? It’s a long walk

[raphaelsreefer]

Sure! I’m used to lots of walking!

[deduesdope]

So is the war over? Can I go home now?

[edelgardedgelord]

There hasn’t even been a war for like, years

[deduesdope]

Great! I’m going home

[raphaelsreefer]

Wait! I wanna come with you!

[asheshash]

I just personally think that Dedue

[raphaelsreefer]

Yeah! Me too! :)

[lorenzslsd]

i bet you all missed me so much while i was gone. i bet you all were so distraught by my disappearance that you built a statue of me out of mayonnaise

[deduesdope]

When did that statue get here-

[lorenzslsd]

when my loyal fans sculped my beautiful visage out of the mayo’ed nnaise. are you jealous, perhaps?

[deduesdope]

Me? Jealous? Never

[lorenzslsd]

oh i’m sure you are. you wish you had my ass. you wish you had your legion of weird dedicated fans who would slap your ass any time you asked for it.

[deduesdope]

I’d rather not have my behind be touched by strangers, thank you very much

[raphaelsreefer]

Can I touch your butt?

[raphaelsreefer]

I think it’s my birthday today? I feel it in my muscles!

[deduesdope]

Happy Birthday!!!

[raphaelsreefer]

Haha! Thanks, Dedue!! I don’t feel any older, but I guess that’s okay anyways. :)

[deduesdope]

I'm... sorry I couldn'tdo anything that special for you today, I had a really busy day

[raphaelsreefer]

Aw, no worries! I don’t really have big birthday celebrations. Just seeing you was good enough for me!

[deduesdope]

Still... I have not celenrated mine since the academy days... and if it not were for you, it would've just been yet another regular day.

Let me make it up to you, I'll do anything you want.

[raphaelsreefer]

Umm... well, gee, I can’t really think of anything. Really, Dedue, it’s no big deal... I’ve got tons of birthdays comin’ up after that one, anyways!

[raphaelsreefer]

I think it’s my birthday today? I feel it in my muscles!

[deduesdope]

Happy Birthday!!!

[raphaelsreefer]

Haha! Thanks, Dedue!! I don’t feel any older, but I guess that’s okay anyways. :)

[deduesdope]

I'm... sorry I couldn'tdo anything that special for you today, I had a really busy day

[raphaelsreefer]

Aw, no worries! I don’t really have big birthday celebrations. Just seeing you was good enough for me!

[raphaelsreefer]

I think it’s my birthday today? I feel it in my muscles!

[deduesdope]

Happy Birthday!!!

[raphaelsreefer]

Haha! Thanks, Dedue!! I don’t feel any older, but I guess that’s okay anyways. :)

[raphaelsreefer]

I think it’s my birthday today? I feel it in my muscles!

[claudescannabis]

faerghus people be like

let’s pickle it

[claudescannabis]

is raphael a twink

....

@raphaelsreefer HEY can I borrow you

[raphaelsreefer]

Sure, Claude! What for?

[claudescannabis]

I require a massage

[raphaelsreefer]

Oh, okay!

[claudescannabis]

is raphael a twink

....

@raphaelsreefer HEY can I borrow you

[raphaelsreefer]

Sure, Claude! What for?

[bylethsbong]

Do you have a pizza fetish?

[raphaelsreefer]

Yes. :)

[raphaelsreefer]

How is the baby doing? (You is the baby)

I is the baby... well, I’m pretty good!!! I’ve been training a lot. :)

[leonieslye]

@deduesdope and @raphaelsreefer are the cutest ship, I can’t even with them

[raphaelsreefer]

Huh? Ship? Like a cargo ship? I thought we were people, though...