With all those vents stories I can't get rid of the high traffic road image. I wouldn't even dare to argue about the the amount of dust in those vents. Shinra certainly has a special team reserved to cleaning them daily. I bet they pride themselves for the cleanest brightest shiniest vents on all of continents. And I love it.
Oh my god, is that why the vents are so suspiciously spotless in Remake? 😭
Sephiroth: Director, can you please authorize the remaining budget to go toward replacing our field radios?
Lazard: What’s wrong with the current ones?
Sephiroth: Everything. They’re unreliable, half of them don’t function, and every mission is suffering as a result. Yesterday Angeal sounded as though he were communicating from the bottom of the ocean.
Lazard: Oh. Well, that’s not possible. The remaining funds are always allocated to vent maintenance.
Sephiroth: Since when do we have vent maintenance...?
Lazard: Since always. The ventilation system here at headquarters serves multiple purposes.
Lazard: Intelligence gathering, surveillance, rapid transport, emergency access routes. The Turks use them constantly.
Sephiroth: They spy on us, so we have to keep them clean??
Lazard: No, SOLDIER personnel can use them too.
Sephiroth: But no one in this program is using the vents often enough to justify an entire department.
Kunsel’s voice from the ceiling: Oh, hey Zack!
Zack’s voice: Hey man! How’s it going?
Cloud: Move, you’re blocking the intersection.
Genesis’ voice: If one more person puts boot prints on my leather—
Reno’s voice: Morning, everybody!
Several voices: Hey Reno!
Sephiroth: ...so those voices I keep hearing are people in the vents.
Lazard: Yes? What did you think they were?
Sephiroth: Voices in my head.
Lazard: Why in Gaia’s name would you think that.
Tseng's voice from somewhere in the ventilation system: Go maim Hojo.
Sephiroth: If you’ll excuse me, I have urgent matters to attend to.
Lazard, pointing up: THAT’S TSENG.
Sephiroth, turning around: No, that’s the voice of reason.
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