cherry valley forever
blake kathryn
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Three Goblin Art
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if i look back, i am lost
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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almost home
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@caseycostco
Source: themindsjournal
Is this register open?
Well, I am currently in the middle of checking a customer out. And my light indicating that I will take on more customers is on. So yes, I am open.
It's okay if your fangs get in the way when we make out, bro. I actually kinda like it 😳
No ma'am, I will not accept a return on this crockpot.
Well, you see, you're asking for the full price back for it, 70 bucks. But I KNOW you bought it on sale for 50. You think I don't know a return scam when I see one, bitch? Next time, maybe try not to scam the guy who literally sold you the item you're trying to make a quick buck on, mkay?
Do we have any more product in the back?
Uh, yeah. Like any store would be stupid enough to HIDE THE FUCKING MERCHANDISE FROM THE CUSTOMERS.
boyfriends who share one braincell are valid
Is this the first aid aisle?
Well, let's see here. On my left, you can see chips, crackers, and popcorn. On my right, you can see cookies, chocolate, and candy. So, to answer your question, maybe you should stop wandering around playing Candy Crush or Pokemon Go or whatever the fuck, and actually look at the signs hanging over literally every fucking aisle.
No sir, I will not honor this coupon.
Why not? Because it literally says 2017 on the expiration date you entitled moron. And you didn't even make a qualifying purchase.
You... You can't ask me to... to "undo" a gift discount... after the transaction is over... Like goddamn, your purchase was literally free, and now you want me to void the whole thing so you can buy more shit and get the discount AGAIN? Even though you already used it?! That's not how this works, stupid bitch.
Allowing urself to be loved and REALLY known is a lot harder than it sounds, allowing yourself space for vulnerability with another person is so hard. Grand gestures are great and all (which also depends on your love language) but having someone look at your “ugly” and hold you through it, understanding you without words, or even learning your communication style and tweaking their own to better communicate with you.. that’s love that’s fucking love. Intimacy comes in so many forms, it’s in the tiniest details and gestures you just have to look a little harder sometimes
I want Lou Jitsu to kick my ass.
So uh
Yeah, I haven't been on much lately, I know. Thing is, I kinda... got attacked in an alley and broke both of my hands? I'm okay now, I can use one hand. The other is still messed up right now, but hey, I'm back. Expect me to start griping about customer service again soon.
Get you a person that’s just as feral as they are tender. Get you someone that is a complete and utter bastard but in a good way. Get you someone who’s also sweet and soft but will still do the dumbest fucking shit just because they want to make you smile
how to kiss someone
Just as arrogant as ever. You'll do excellently.
I told you to fuck off and leave me alone.
I would give up on those valiant efforts, by the way. You're helping the wrong person.
Fuck off.
We'll meet soon enough. I know where you live, after all.
You better stay the fuck away if you know what's good for you.
