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Anybody else gettin turned on by every hook, flagpole, and high place that the waistband of a pair of tighty whities could be tossed and dropped over today orrrrr is it just me? 😅 let me know.... not sure what i should do about this haha.. comments and dms are always open

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Repost if you still wear tighty whities🙂

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Send them my way 😜

thebriefwedgie

This was one of the worse wedgies I have ever experienced. My poor tighty whities were ripped to shreds 😢

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Bring back wedgies

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Deadass getting bullied is amazing! Pretty much the only thing I liked about school!

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Bullying is what helped shape our boys into the men their meant to be: Alphas who rule and Beta losers who drool.

Wedgies, Pantsings/depantsings, Swirlies, pulling a guy's shirt over his head hockey mask style so he can't see and giving him Pink Bellies, Noogies, Wet Willies, Spitting on them, dumping liquids and food on them (especially if you pour it on or in their pants or over their heads!), stealing their clothes from their gym locker during showers, all of these tactics help teach losers to either step up and become a man or accept your place as a beta bitch loser who lives and loves to serve Alpha and his every need.

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Repost if you still wear tighty whities!!

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Troy “Thunder” Maxwell thought he was untouchable at Crestview University. In the locker room after practice, he strutted around in his sweat-soaked compression shirt and snug tighty whities, flexing in the mirror and shouting, “No one on this team can take me down! I’m the alpha, boys!”

The rest of the squad had heard enough. The plan came together fast.

While two linemen distracted him, three others grabbed Troy, hoisting him up as he thrashed and cursed. With a rip of elastic, his tighty whities were yanked sky-high into a brutal hanging wedgie. The waistband stretched further, further—until they hooked it perfectly over the top hinge of a bathroom stall door.

“Wait—HEY! Don’t you dare!” Troy barked, kicking wildly. But it was too late. They let go, and there he dangled—wedgied, suspended, and stuck—his legs helplessly kicking over the tiled floor.

The locker room roared. “Look at Thunder now!” one shouted, slapping his knee.

But then came the real kicker. The jocks shoved his arms up and made a show of sniffing his sweaty pits. “Bro, this is worse than the showers after double practice!” one gagged.

“Smells like expired cheese, man,” another groaned, fanning the air.

Troy’s face burned as red as a stoplight. “Come on, guys! Get me down!” he begged, squirming in his stretched-tight briefs.

But instead of helping, they left him there—overnight.

Hours ticked by, the locker room silent except for the hum of the lights. Every time Troy tried to wriggle free, the wedgie just tugged tighter, holding him fast to the stall. By morning, his underwear waistband had stretched so far it finally gave way with a tired rrrip, dropping him unceremoniously onto the cold tile floor. He went home that night with nothing but his ripped tighty whities to cover up in…

When the team came back the next day and saw him in the locker room, sore and humiliated, the laughter exploded all over again.

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