If I had a nickel for every musical with very little (if any) plot other than characters trying to win/earn something and most of the music is just them introducing themselves, I'd have 7 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that that formula's been used that many times, right?
Now look, this isn’t a knock on any of these musicals. I love all most of them. I just think it’s fun to point things out and compare.
(Plus, it is a little ironic that “Cats” gets such grief over “There’s no plot! It’s just characters introducing themselves to win something,” when it is not the only musical to do that, and technically “A Chorus Line” did it first. There are some other arguments to be made for why “Cats” is weird, but the plot format is not one of them.)
Granted, some of these do have more plot than others. “Spelling Bee” and “Six,” almost all characters get at least some character growth (Also “Ride the Cyclone,” despite an argument in the show about if every story needs a lesson). “A Chorus Line” ends with them all coming together as “One.” “Assassins” shows them trying to recruit a member to their ranks and includes a political message about the right to happiness. “Hands on a Hardbody” shows tensions rising and unfairness in the competition as time stretches on.
BONUS: You can narrow this formula down even further to “Spelling Bee,” “Six,” and “Ride the Cyclone” to the contest having six competitors. “Spelling Bee” and “Ride the Cyclone” even break down neatly to three boys and three girls. Also, similar characters in “Six” and “Ride the Cyclone,” at least according to Tumblr user @killmebythebeach
Honorable Mention to “Godspell,” which I feel has the spirit of these shows with a very disconnected plot and each ensemble member getting their solo and there being only a couple of songs that actually advance the plot, but is missing two things that the others all have in common.
The songs don’t tell us anything about the characters. The show is literally so not-character-centric that only two characters have names, and for the rest, the actors use their real names. Also, the songs could for the most part be Contemporary Christian songs.
In conclusion, I have procrastinated enough on my actual work. I’ve just thought about this too much to not put it on paper (or at least digital paper). There’s no meaning to this.
(*cue Ocean yelling about how every story’s got to have a lesson)
Okay… maybe if you feel like you wish your life were a musical and you want your big “Defying Gravity”-esque moment where your life turns around, maybe your life is already a musical: It’s just one where your turning point is smaller, like purposely rejecting perfection by misspelling a word, or being willing to share your dreams no matter how ridiculous they seem. Not everyone gets to lead a revolution, but everyone can learn to be kind and put competition aside in favor of being a good human being.