A geek of all trades

Jordan | 34 | He/Him | U.K. | Married & Polyam | No under 18s

[hypnosenace]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[orcboxer]

I mean. Okay

[velinxi]

My artwork for the Legend of Korra concert!

[rarely-conscious]

Tagged by @darksideofthesunny

prompt is shuffle ten songs in your playlist and share them, then tag 10 people.

Gonna tag @suddenlyangel @honeybee-deepsea-kitty @mad-again @peacel0vemusic @tardistimelordyeahh @anonymolly @kryptonite-cutiee only if you want to :)

[chipsprites]

[rarely-conscious]

|| you make sure I always see the daylight ||

[earthanthem]

Tiny frog inside garden rose

[bows-and-bites]

psst yeah you, come here…..I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

(ft: 1/3 wrist brace pairs)

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[depsidase]

[fairystrang3]

Tits, tummy, and bush. Hallelujah.

[i-will-not-be-caged]

I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[i-can-be-hypno-b4by]

is just like, casual reminder hypnos like the best stuff ever

[astrid-ssa]

404. Bra not found.

[eowynwise]