Winey Bitch

[fluidlyicyspore]

My favorite animal is her when she’s ovulating

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[bunnywand-archive]

this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

[verdantmoontruther]

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[dogpuppy]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[etirabys]

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

[transwarlock]

literally

[knottahooker]

to escalate this, react with multiple versions of the same emote because nine different servers all have it available:

[rosemary-for-remembrance]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[kushblazer666]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times