Rarity, in the flesh.

The world's only. Though, apparently not. I unfortunately have nothing to advertise anymore, so I'm here for fun and fun alone, darling. 20 year old mare from Ponyville, Equestria. This is not a roleplaying blog; I am the real deal. (OSDD fictive blog.)

[futuremoji]

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[anaahera-cervizia]

[rarity-pony]

Why are they and the Beatles ignoring each other? If I was there I would be horrified.

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[iphigeniacomplex]

i blocked the mcr tag like two years ago but i always know when theyre actively doing a show because i’ll get an untagged post on my dash that says something like Albuquerque has been lost to the wastes

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[rarity-pony]

That's honestly lovely, I think. It's a great way to relate to children and make things easier to understand.

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[notahorseindisguise]

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

[cryptwretch]

[rarity-pony]

@thorny-typology

[shevr]

draw ponies in 2026

[shevr]

draw ponies in 2026

[freakoutgirl]

enough influencers. we need people submitting lyrics meanings on genius.com.

[aurpiment]

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid