[ffunnyffriends]

[amoisthobo]

[rashysarah]

Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr

Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.

Me: look at this other thing tho

Friend: You reblogged that from me

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[e-bae]

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

[twitterlols]

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

[virtualgoths]

I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

[logotv]

[squidyword]

[officialfrenchtoast]

when u want to say something but everyones ignoring u

[sparklymarina]

[teenagejasonbateman-deactivated]

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[ryanphantom]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[memewhore]