[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[angelickpicture]

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[2000ish]

[memesandlaughs]

[clockmocker]

When your friend sees you in public

[clockmocker]

When you see your friend in public

[latenights]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[gxing-in-cxrcles-deactivated201]

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

[hastaluegoputas]

The worst pain is stepping on your pet’s little feet and knowing that they don’t understand what “I’m sorry” means 😩😩😩😩

[meanplastic]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Big dicks are nice to look at and MAYBE touch but that’s like it

[blackberryshawty]

You sound weak as fuck like grow up. GROW. THE. FUCK. UP.

[themoufofthesouth]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[chrissongzzz]

Word

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Liberace’s piano shaped pool

[onlytwitterpics]

[sunfortune]

bruce: if i kill the joker ill be just as bad as him :(

jason: