badussy

my hole smells like rotten eggs.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[sandmandaddy69]

[ejacutastic]

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

[cherrydanish]

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[cocaineteas]

[brimalandro]

no vine is better than this 

[o-ceti]

love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

[ihateweezer]

um

[queerglassescutie]

Now that you mention it…

[empathetic]

[pissvortex]

[supermariomamafucker]

[woodmeat]

Me

[woodmeat]

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

[papigetbusy-deactivated20221012]

We not even trying no more here

[himpire]

[violentdevotion]

id be the worst victorian orphan. I wont eat gruel because I hate the texture and I couldnt clean a chimney because I can't work without music

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

[modogoblin]