i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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sheepfilms
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
blake kathryn
if i look back, i am lost
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Peter Solarz
Xuebing Du
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occasionally subtle
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@rat-armada
i am rat king
#(kicks down door) are for “reglion” joke posts
#ace attorny but they know what there doing is for ace attorny memes
i should put it on the OC blog but it’s not really an OC blog anymore so i’m putting them on my main
king,scribe of myth lin3(line but heho letters are numbers), scribe of code
Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:
Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”
Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”
Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”
Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”
Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.
non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…
orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface
channel swap i also liked
someone get the people who do the picture id shit i can’t fucking read this
That awkward moment when the boss of your boss calls you and you reply with “talk dirty to me”
You guys are never gonna guess who’s unemployed!
...... i don’t even know how to reply to that other then
As long as you’re inhaling Buffalo wings, might as well scan the bones for the chance to get an NFT… you can also eat! Go to bonecoin.com for rules and start eating now.
I think about that post a lot, imagine you see someone running from the ball and their shoe just says RACISM, and days later the prince is visiting every house and making every girl test the FUCK shoe.
oh god this one was actully based on my likes
I GOT PANSAGE
I GOT PANPOUR!!!!
GET THE THIRD!!!! PASS WHERE I FAILED!!
i shall try.....
sending all my hope to you!
Bobby Hill is a sigma male. He got his heart broken by a vegan girl. When he went to a steakhouse, he saw her. To get back at her, he ate a 72 ounce steak and he won. Total sigma energy ✊😤💯🔥
I have no fucking idea what any of this means
south park man ate a whole 1/4th of a cow out of spite
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*your reflection looks wrong, you don’t know why, but it’s just wrong, it’s chipped in the corner, but that’s not why it look so weird to you*
*hits the chipped corner with a rock*
*the mirror shatters, and there’s a card inside, The Unknown Wanderer*
oh sweet i have half of a starting hand! *looks around*
*there is nothing else to destroy*
*looks around for other interesting stuff*
*there’s a hallway behind you, but there’s nothing there, just weird indents on the wall, it’s just you, the table, and the hissing thing infront of you that you’ve pissed off*
*searches the indents*
*nothing special, a saw, sword, and cane*
oh hey that’s the other scrybes! man i wish i had that saw!!
I GOT PANSAGE
I GOT PANPOUR!!!!
GET THE THIRD!!!! PASS WHERE I FAILED!!
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*your reflection looks wrong, you don’t know why, but it’s just wrong, it’s chipped in the corner, but that’s not why it look so weird to you*
*hits the chipped corner with a rock*
*the mirror shatters, and there’s a card inside, The Unknown Wanderer*
oh sweet i have half of a starting hand! *looks around*
*there is nothing else to destroy*
*looks around for other interesting stuff*
*there’s a hallway behind you, but there’s nothing there, just weird indents on the wall, it’s just you, the table, and the hissing thing infront of you that you’ve pissed off*
*searches the indents*
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*your reflection looks wrong, you don’t know why, but it’s just wrong, it’s chipped in the corner, but that’s not why it look so weird to you*
*hits the chipped corner with a rock*
*the mirror shatters, and there’s a card inside, The Unknown Wanderer*
oh sweet i have half of a starting hand! *looks around*
*there is nothing else to destroy*
*looks around for other interesting stuff*
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*your reflection looks wrong, you don’t know why, but it’s just wrong, it’s chipped in the corner, but that’s not why it look so weird to you*
*hits the chipped corner with a rock*
*the mirror shatters, and there’s a card inside, The Unknown Wanderer*
oh sweet i have half of a starting hand! *looks around*
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*your reflection looks wrong, you don’t know why, but it’s just wrong, it’s chipped in the corner, but that’s not why it look so weird to you*
*hits the chipped corner with a rock*
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
*it bounces off, and nearly hits you*
THE HELL IS THAT MIRROR! *looks at the mirror*
*stares at scu* aw shit here we go again.... give me my cards
*hiss*
*hisses back* i wasn’t able to kick the myco’s but i’ll punt you across the room right here! ... hey wheres that new game button?
*he hisses in response, coughing mildly*
.... are you just trying to get the words out?
*more hissing and coughing*
*throws the rock at him*
*what rock, the fucking tombstone?*
*YES*
*Scu dodges, but the tombstone shatters upon impact with the ground, there’s a card inside, The Forest Hero*
oh hell yea! *picks up the card and looks for more shit to throw at the feral bitch*
*there’s a mirror*
*throws the mirror*
*the mirror is screwed to the ground*
*takes a rock shard and throws it at the mirror*
