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i sometimes get a very sudden urge to play spore

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superheroes are like melon peels.

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i really expected someone to ask me why but whatever.

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i realized now, after a year, that I spelled lemon wrong

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me, texting people: Greetings, Sir. Would you like to pay me a visit for a nice cup of tea?

me, texting my ex girlfriend: ooga booga peepee poopoo senpai own my soul UwU hewwo, what's this?! ÒwÓ *pulls out meatscepter*

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from a baby to a grown lady

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oh finally, my long craved for death!

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BRO THIS RAT IS LOOKING AT ME FOR 15 MINUTES ALREADY I NEED TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL BUT I CAN'T EVEN PEE

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sometimes i wish i could ALT-F4 myself

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serve me, peasant

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the way people are born

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

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just saw 'coco' and that shit is beautiful

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ok why no one warned me about how relatable and emotional 'love, simon' is. because right now, it's pretty late and i'm crying too fucking loudly.

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enjoy your next 24 hours!

(that sure does sound a lot weirder than 'have a nice day', doesn't it?)

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let's shoot!

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well, hello from my new apartment! it's so unbelievably messy in there, but soon i'll make it into a stunning place. and i'll add lots and lots of rainbow things. 'couse why not!

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i love the 'are you a lesbian?' tests because the questions are always 'do you like vagina' or 'do you want a wife'

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looking extra gay this morning lol.