Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes...Three.
Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?
Police: Sir?
Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes...Three.
Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?
Police: Sir?
Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
“Showed extreme vigour at release” in wildlife rehab and wildlife tagging studies/bird banding counts means “the asshole bit me and tried to attack my head when I let him go” so you guys know.
Though my favourite research bullshit story comes from a girl I met in university. Her thesis is on clove oil for pain relief and finding a way to make 99% pure clove essential oil for this purpose. They keep running trials but are getting 60-80% pure no matter how they calibrate the machine. Students being students decided to sneak into the lab at night and try make hash oil with this machine cause I think 25% is the most you can get even getting the extra potent medical kind even now. So students were like imagine even if it only comes out 60% we can get so high. While they are getting it ready to run and make super potent concentrated hash so literally one drop would get you high, someone dropped a glass vial and cut their hand on it bleeding over the machine. They cleaned up the blood and ran it with the cannabis and got 99% pure thc oil. The machine worked how it was supposed to. To hide evidence of having run weed through it they made a batch of clove oil and sure enough 99% pure. She told the prof she had an idea last night to try to get the machine working that still didn’t work but she had cut herself accidentally on some glass and bled on it a bit and she had run a test worried she broke the whole machine and it was 99% pure. The prof tried and again 99% pure. The machine just needed a blood sacrifice apparently. It was noted in the paper something about “additional lubrication of the (part of the machine that was bled on) was required to yield desired results following calibration” was how I broke into a lab to make hash oil on university equipment, bled over it, and somehow it worked to fix the problem was put into her paper.
I’m vaguely upset that it didn’t get referred to as a blood sacrifice to the machine in the academic paper.
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
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I'm changing this blog
So its been months since I posted but I've been super inactive and I just am not a fan of riverdale really anymore, yes I love all the actors and everything but I haven't been caught up and i feel like i just need a change, message me anytime still though 💞🌙
i’m 50 away from 8,000 followers !!!😱😱😱
now i never do this but… it would be so cool to reach that milestone before the new year!! pls reblog if you want to help a girl out i’d be so thankful💛💛
Charmed premieres Sunday, October 14 at 9/8c on The CW. Stream free next day only on The CW App!
I need some new role plays ❤️💞
I’m not really wanting to do a Riverdale role play (but I will, I just don’t want to role play with the new season yet)but I’m getting hooked on the show Charmed right now (I’ve seen it all the way through I’m just rewatching rn) also Harry Potter, or Mortal Instruments, or The Infernal Devices, or To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before 💗
I only do doubles 💞 so it’s fair
Message me if you want to role play please ❤️
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40 Prompts List
I threw together a bunch of my favorite prompts ideas since I’ve been suffering from writer’s block and need the inspiration. Feel free to reblog!
“I don’t want to stop loving you.”
“We were just pretending to be lovers, but I’m not pretending anymore.. I need to know if you feel the same way.”
“I said you couldn’t fall in love with me, but I didn’t say I couldn’t fall in love with you.”
“Promise me you’ll stay.”
“I didn’t want it to end, I just thought you’d be better off without me..”
“I’ve tried to move on, but no one is you.”
“If this is the last time I see you, know that I love you more than anything.”
“You hide it in jokes and sarcasm, but I can see how broken you are.”
“Just do one last thing: Kiss me.”
“Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you.”
“Please.. don’t leave.”
“We were never just friends.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“I miss you every second of every day.”
“I’m trying to forget you the best I can, but damn it, we belong together.”
“You say I got us into this, but you didn’t stop it from happening, either.”
“I always overthink, just let me do something thoughtless for once in my life.”
“After everything… I’d still choose you.”
“If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“How long do we have?”
“Do you think we’re bad people?”
“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
“We were never meant to fight on our own.”
“We always have a choice.”
“Is that a threat?”
“Keep your eyes on me.”
“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
“We have to stick together.”
“We’ll get through this. I promise.”
“Don’t leave me behind.”
“How did you find me?”
“Who did this to you?”
“I don’t want to be alone right now.”
“Don’t you dare die on me!”
“You’re out of your damn mind.”
“You make me feel invincible.”
“I’ll keep you safe.”
Message me a number:
1 - Who was the last person you texted?
2 - When is your birthday?
3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
4 - What sports do you play?
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
8 - What do you feel right now?
9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
13 - Where do you want to be right now?
14 - What do you want to be in the future?
15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
16 - Are you happy?
17 - Who do you miss?
18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
19 - What was the best thing you were given?
20 - Who was the last person who called you?
21 - What is your favorite dish?
22 - Who is your bestfriend?
23 - What is your biggest regret?
24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
26 - Name someone pretty.
27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
29 - Are you over your past?
30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
35 - How’s your heart?
36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
39 - Do you have any phobias?
40 - Did you try to change for a person?
41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
45 - Describe your dream date.
46 - Describe your dream wedding.
47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
48 - Have you ever been kissed?
49 - How long is your longest relationship?
50 - Do you regret your past?
51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
54 - Are you a crybaby?
55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
58 - Do you like getting hurt?
59 - Does anyone hate you?
60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
61 - What hair color do you prefer?
62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
66 - Can you live without internet?
67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
69 - Are you a crybaby?
70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
72 - Do you study hard?
73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
76 - Did you have an accident last year?
77 - What kind of person are you?
78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
79 - Have you ever been jealous?
80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
81 - What are you thinking right now?
82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
87 - Do you have trust issues?
88 - Are you broken-hearted?
89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
92 - Who do you want to marry?
93 - Do you believe in destiny?
94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
95 - How do you look right now?
96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
97 - Have you found your true love?
98 - What should you be doing right now?
99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough
Autumn Fic Meme
Send me a pairing/characters and a number and I’ll write you a short fic.
matching Halloween costumes
trick or treat
haunted house
home made Halloween costumes
candy corn
ghost stories
scary movies
Halloween party
ghost tour
jack o’ lantern
pumpkin patch
pumpkin spice
apple picking
baking
bobbing for apples
pie
caramel/candy apples
wine tasting
apple cider
crunching leaves
foliage viewing
raking leaves
bonfire
warm sweaters
hayride
Thanksgiving
corn maze
flannel shirt
hiking
first frost
back to school shopping
first day of school
cozy night in
knitting a scarf
fall fair/festival
scarecrow
cold
fall sports
homecoming
picnic
I want to write some more, so please send in Riverdale characters (no ships please cause those are hard for me to write) love y’all and sorry I’ve been so inactive
reblog for noah anons
What would you guys say if I just turned this account into a multi fandom imagines and moodboard page? ❤️
Let me know in the asks cause I think I’d do more fandoms, and maybe some bands too? 💞
Writing Websites
1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are
2. a website that generates random au ideas
3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages
4. a website that checks your grammar
5. website that lists types of execution in the states
6. a website with info on death certificates
7. a website with info on the four manners of death
8. a website with info on the black plague
9. website with information on depression
10. a website with info on the four types of suicide
11. website that lists famous quotes
12. website with different kinds of quotes
13. a website with info on food in every country
14. a website with a list of different colors
15. website with a list of medieval jobs
16. website with a list of fabrics
17. website with a list of flowers and pictures
18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures
19. website with a list of poisonous plants
20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants
21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals
22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people
23. website with info on the international date line
24. website with a list of food allergies
25. website with a list of climates
26. website with info on allergic reactions
27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius
28. website with info on color blindness
29. website with a list of medical equipment
30. website with a list of bugs
31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name
32. website with a list of eye colors
33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks
34. website with a list of religions
35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do
36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors
37. website that generates fantasy names
38. website with a list of body language
39. website with a list of disabilities
40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities
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send me a tv series or movie!
Nah | haven’t seen yet | didn’t like/gave up | like it | love it | highly recommend.
a reason why:
You're a blueberry. And kinda grape-y.
Aw thank you omg ❤️💞
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Send in some asks even though I’m never active 😅❤️