fart school for the gifted

emily, 25, she/her

[blankroomsoup]

Quick someone smoke me!

[sacred-portal]

[future-crab]

I'm so incredibly charmed by this image. Look into the Face of the little brown bat and maybe you'll calm down.

[cubewaano]

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

[ratfuck]

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

[cubewaano]

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

[ratfuck]

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

[cubewaano]

okay

[bisexualityjunkie]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[kirby-the-gorb]

bonus wigglin version:

[qwestleon]

LIFE IS NOT A RACE IT IS A DIVINE UNFOLDING

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[baltimorerat]

yes god

[2001hz]

[bugkeeping]

boopie….

[redlipstickresurrected]

A ceramic bowl depicting a swarm of mice. From Peru, Nazca culture, 180 BCE-500 CE, now housed at the Art Institute of Chicago. Twitter

[rogdona]

[dogpuppy]