Oh wow I exist

Hello it is me I am here

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

[bwaah]

foolproof, huh? well. let me proof to you how fool I can be

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[queenbruv]

the thing is that when you decide to watch lars and the real girl all you're gonna know ahead of time is that it's a ryan gosling movie from 2007 about a grown man who orders a sex doll online and treats the doll like it's his real girlfriend. and naturally you'll go "what a strange premise for a romcom! surely this movie will primarily be making jokes at the expense of Guy Who Pretends His Doll Is Real." and then 1.5 hours later you'll be sobbing at your stupid kitchen table about family and community and positive representations of mental illness. and youll go what the fuck just happened to me

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[markovchaingang]

hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market"

[mothnem]

Keep writing about your crush Teenaged Girl. About your clothes, and how that other girl wore the same dress as you. Paint me a picture of what you were like.

[enchantedlantern]

Historians are going to hear about Damian and they're gonna LIKE IT

[therealbeachfox]

Make those future Historians reverse engineer the socioeconomic hierarchies of the 21st century from dreamy descriptions of Damian's current fashions. It's giving them enrichment.

[vaspider]

Talk about the things you want to talk about. You never know what mysteries your diary might solve in future generations bc you are the only person who talks about something that other people thought was too obvious to talk about, like whatever that third condiment dish that used to be on the table with salt and pepper was for.

[hesperie-s]

[greeds]

[garbage-empress]

Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

[enderwiggin]

[kidhedera]

My partner and I were ordering from a new takeaway joint via doordash recently and she wanted tuna sushi.

I don't know if this is a common thing in other places but what she meant by 'tuna sushi' was 'cooked tuna handroll', and I understood this immediately cos thats what it is called around here. 'Tuna Sushi' to me means this thing:

But we read the desciption under the 'tuna sushi' entry in the menu and it said:

"Temaki - fresh tuna accompanied by cucumber, wrapped in seaweed and rolled into a cone"

And I checked with her if that would be a suitable substitute and she was like "Oh no, that isn't what I want", and started trying to find something else.

Then I noticed a review with a picture of tuna sushi (cooked tuna handroll like she wanted) attached to it and read it to see what it was called so we could order it.

The reviewer said that they had ordered the "tuna sushi" but what they were delivered was not temaki, did not contain cucumber, and on top of that, they are allergic to avocado so couldn't even eat it.

So I went back and checked the discription and saw "Description generated by DoorDash using AI" written underneath.

AI generated food descriptions aren't just useless they are *dangerous*. Like OP said, worse than no info at all.

[garbage-empress]

While I was being silly in my original post, this is a massive problem with DoorDash AI. It constantly generates ingredient lists on massive assumptions without any approval from the actual restaurant. Of course, DoorDash won't tell you that's how it works. It doesn't even say the description is AI generated until you click on the actual item to pull up the ordering information, and even then they don't bother with a half-hearted "AI generated descriptions may be inaccurate" disclaimer. Just that it's AI generated with zero further information.

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: A cooked tuna hand roll. /end ID]

[proletprincess]

love is something you do with your teeth