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@thesubtextmachine on ao3 she/they

[katestewartt]

Same as it ever was

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[returningtapes]

[arrghigiveup]

Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.

Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352

Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056

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[steellegacy]

The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

What i’m hearing is that i can and should do parkour in full plate

[7thedisasterdyke]

Parkour in full plate might actually be safer

[joleo-saccharum]

@palezma

[palezma]

People who tag me in knightly medieval stuff are gr8

[spacemiddenzz]

hoho! yes

[artofdoubt]

[redacted-metallum]

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

[devilswalkingstick]

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[redacted-metallum]

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

[devilswalkingstick]

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

[redacted-metallum]

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[uberguber89]

This is what D&D is for

[meli-writes]

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

[mollyjames]

[everythingfox]

What a strange duck pond

(via)

[memeuplift]

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[peelingmandarins]

Come to think of it i hardly ever look at someone and think they’re ugly? they just are what they are and i don’t think of anything further than that. at the end of the day what sticks with me are the impressions people leave, things like how much they smile/laugh/feel genuine to me. I’ve never really met someone ‘ugly’ in my life unless time proved their personalities otherwise.

[grawly]

when youtube was launched you could only upload 10 minute videos and not set your own thumbnails

[konoko]

[kresholicious]