Max

slop slinger. 22. 18+. he/it/they. chillin. terfs fuck off and die 👍

[bgm05]

my favorite dril thing is when he'll just RT something from an account that hasn't posted in six years and it's clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it

[proteusolm]

the sleepy sneeper

[snototter]

A Galapagos sea lion (Zalophus wollebaeki) in Galapagos, Ecuador

by divindk

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[mammalianmammals]

Striped Polecat (Ictonyx striatus), family Mustelidae, found across much of Sub-Saharan Africa

photograph by sitszasadam

[indecisive-neurodivergent]

THESE MFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIPPY TAPPY THEY LITTLE FUCKIN TOES??!

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[evilgirlbat]

"you're biased in favor of trans women" yes. i am. and i'm entirely right for it.

[rabiesofficial]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

jerking off has been mid lately

[frankiedotbiz]

[fartbong-rewritten]

My Sexual Onion

[snailtongue]

[happyheidi]

𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖻𝗌 𝖻𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗓 𝟩𝟣

[entitymoses]

Deep Sea Creature Found In Titanic Wreckage

[inzergue]

why did they make this game so difficult

[inzergue]

unfortunately they've now had two