Max

slop slinger. 22. 18+. they/it/he/whatever. chillin. terfs fuck off and die 👍

[segamascott]

[patchoulism]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[number1junglistbadman]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness

[coovieilledentelle]

Un véritable expert de la relaxation aquatique

[fartbong-rewritten]

Tuesday? flatulent and drinking red wine

[refrigeratedwater2]

people who grew up with money will deadass look you in the eye and ask if you’ve ever gone skiing

[legalizegay]

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[hellagross]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Watching some of the supplements to the pink flamingos criterion and this performer in the movie, Elizabeth Coffey was pre-op while filming, and if you’ve seen the movie you know she famously or infamously exposes herself on camera. Fast forward 50 years to a retrospective of John waters in 2022 in a Baltimore art museum, and I guess they’d made their bathrooms gender neutral somewhat recently and also named the bathrooms after John waters. So John invited Elizabeth Coffey who is also still alive and an advocate for trans seniors to come and be the first person to piss in their newly gender neutral bathrooms lol which seems like a very John waters thing to do lol

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Here they are at the bathrooms lol

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[capacity2]

The day u become the bullet after a lifetime of being the bullet dodger the irony will break u

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[throatoftheworld]

Mister Finch