if you know me, no you dont

*on the verge of having a complete meltdown* i need to make some kind of list, or perhaps sort things into catagories 22, he/him

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

please please please let me get what i want september

[electricpurrs]

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

[inthesensethat]

[el-shab-hussein]

Another fundraiser I trust!

Brought to my attention by @asters-for-silia I have everything I need to trust this fundraiser is legitimate:

Donate to Help Ziyad and his family evacuate from Gaza to Egypt, organized by Ziyad Nabhan

Hello everyone, My name is Ziyad Mohammed Nabhan, a Palestinian re… Ziyad Nabhan needs your support for Help Ziyad and his family evacuate

Do not hesitate to donate!

[sweatermuppet]

"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

[despazito]

who the fuck is making these

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why did they feel the need to make a dying fish wojak

[slaughterhousefive]

This is killing me lmao

[memesandmylife]

tumblr oldheads like me typically get annoyed when seeing these types of posts, but, purely for the purpose of letting these fuckers know that they’re not want accepted here:

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU DON’T WANT ZIONISTS FOLLOWING YOU.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They also should've been garden gnomes

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[bloodyfinalgirl]

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

[mousidy]

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[mudora]

I scream this into the heavens

[fallahifag-deactivated20240722]

goodnight everyone (:

do your daily click

spreadsheet of families in Gaza you can help today

donate to:

Buy an e-sim

Help diabetics in Gaza

The PCRF

Anera

UNRWA

Taawon

Help Gaza Children

Sudan Tarada Initiative

Help a Sudanese family escape conflict

Darfur Women Action

Ramadan for Sudan

Period products in Sudan

Sudan Emergency Appeal

[mircalla]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation