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*being screamed across the length of an entire hallway*

Girl 1: I will beat yo ugly ass head!

Girl 2: I told yo ass I had to pee!

#repeat like 50 times #they just kept screaming it #idek #ratchet #ratchet detectives

"Pocahontas."

"Whatchu talkin bout man"

"She bad."

"*Lip smack* She dead."

"But she bad. Where she burried? Her bones probably bad."

"Yeah... dem hip bones."

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #what #even #scary #she real bad

Salty Sally. Art.

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #art #true art #real stuff #fab #it speaks to me #wow

Girl: who even got time for dat!?

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #toilet #paper #wow

"Bitch, I will rip this $10 lookin' weave out yo head!"

girl in hallway

BONUS: "Ha! She said $10 weave!" - boy a little further down the hallway

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #$10 weave #sigh

We found this INCREDIBLE peice of art in our classroom. So we decided to hang him from the ceiling so all could bask in his glory.

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #a real work of art #reminds me of spongebob #or ed ed n eddy

And every girl in the hallway screamed "daaaaaaaaaamn boo you lookin fine. Wit dem pants down on yo ankles!"

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #pants on the ground #literally #the new look #were your feet cold #but only your feet #like whaaaat are you doing #lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

And he stuck BOTH OF HIS FUCKING HANDS IN MY HOT CHEETOES!

Girl in the hallway

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #cheetoes #HOW DARE HE #both his hands #?#no omg its too much #THE AUDACITY OF SOME PEOPLE

I’m in a battle, I don’t have time to check I.D.s!

Security guard, staring at his phone

#ratchet #submission #ratchet detectives #cophinelovenest #omg this is great

“I’m in a battle, I don’t have time to check I.D.s!”

— Security guard, staring at his phone

#ratchet detectives #ratchet #what #well by all means continue #please dont let us interfere #war is real #battle #you know how it is

Look me up! I done lost some flava!

-Boy in the hallway

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #hallway #who says flava anymore

#ratchet #submission #ratchet detectives #faith in the rain #dose names do

Girl One: Get the fuck out of my face! Girl Two: I’m not IN your face! Girl One: Then get out of my EAR!

the hallways

#ratchet #submission #ratchet detectives #cophinelovenest

Teacher: oh sorry for stepping on your shoes.

Student: its ok. Got these for 25 cents. At a yard sale. Gotta be thrifty *yells aggressively* THRIFTY

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #lessons from chem class #THRIFTY #Macklemore would be proud #25 cent shoes #i aint even mad bro #learn from it

"Ashy today ashy now ashy later ashy yesterday and ashy tomorrow."

Kid in Chem.

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #sing all day #songs #about being ashy #lotion needed #ashy all day #all day erryday

"Have a good day, dont drop out. Meet lots of people. Have a good life, get married, have some babies."

A kid dismissing our Chem class

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #life #live love laugh #have some babies #meet people #get married #this has been an inspiration #learn from this quote man #peace

"You're pussy done burned in hell.......... TWICE!"

-Girl in the hallway

#ratchet #ratchet detectives #twice as nice #sounds painful #not good #pussy burning in hell #get that checked out #rough #reputation ruined

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