Aspiring Insomniac Editor

Google what is sleep

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[Axel is cooking in the kitchen when Roxas and Xigbar walk in.]

Roxas: Smells good, Axel!

Xigbar: Any chance we can have some of that?

Axel: It’s for Saix. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

Xigbar: Wow. Never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Demyx: Bro?

Axel: Yeah, bro?

Demyx: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Axel: Brochure

Saix:

Saix: I fucking hate it here.

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Marluxia, wearing an expensive pea coat, gucci sunglasses, and a pair of diamond earrings to an organization xiii meeting: being “overdressed” is a fake concept made up by people who don’t want you to be sexier than them

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Marluxia: For your information, most people don’t know that I’m gay

Larxene: Blind and deaf people know you’re gay

Luxord: Dead people know you’re gay

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Marluxia: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Marluxia: I forget but I do NOT forgive.

Marluxia: I’m just walking around hating bitches, can’t remember why.

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Larxene: Hey, if I asked you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Marluxia: I promise.

Larxene: There’s this guy-

Marluxia: You can do better.

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Marluxia: I have flaws, what are they?

Marluxia: I sing in the shower

Marluxia: sometimes I spend too much time volunteering

Marluxia: occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car

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Xemnas: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Xemnas: Not my fucking problem.

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Xigbar: Self care is officially over. We’re doing drugs again.

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Marluxia: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

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Zexion: Our father, who art in Heaven, baja be thy blast

[pensandpencil]

What vibes do i give off??

[valtsv]

i love megafauna because its just like what if an animal was really big wouldn't that rule. and it does.

[valtsv]

this goes for real megafauna and fantasy megafauna. i love that there used to be giant sloths roaming the earth that i can stand next to scale models of in the museum and i also love it when someone draws a koi fish the size of a car.

[ankhisms]

everyone shut up the baby is tucked in. oh my god. oh my god

[ankhisms]

sleempy... sleepie.. snzzz

[starsonthemind-deactivated20230]

Blanket burrito

I just finished reading @hola-its-olo ‘s wonderful fanfic (Flares by Anonemoni on AO3, and youd best check out the other part to the series while you’re at it!) and the image of Kaeya as a sad little blanket burrito was just too precious not to doodle. Thanks for your wonderful, insightful characterization of the brothers, my friend.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Did you... call Undertale a webcomic? SIR???

i haven’t read it

[sinfullysweetpersona]

I think you got Homestuck and Undertale confused?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why would i have seen the sequel if i never watched the original

[the-blue-droogen]

This caused me physical pain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m just not into kids cartoon shows

[drakethedeep]

….You’ve clearly referenced  gravity falls at least once in your posts.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I make an exception for anime

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone likes the originals with macaulay culkin but I honestly preferred the 3rd movie

[shrikesvalley-deactivated202310]

this post is cursed like medusa was cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

looking at this post turns your brain to stone

[galladegamer]

I’m already rock hard.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh. you made it worse how did you make it worse

[violetlilly23]

this gives me negative nostalgia for 2015 tumblr

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this post is 1 Year Old