Quiche :)

actor in the rat crisis

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when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

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will smith doesn't get enough credit as a rapper i thought his lines in I, robot 2004 were really good

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Everything is about sex. Except sex, which is just some penis bullshit

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walked into a cafe in chicago and it looked like everyone was working on their laptops but upon closer inspection they were all either in dialog with anime elf girls or doodling in ms paint

[utopians]

do you guys ever think about how true love is possible only in the next world for new people. it is too late for us

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talked to someone at work today who said he’s interning at a farm incubator program and when i asked what that was he just described sharecropping

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Newspaper ad offering £100 to anyone who can introduce an invasive species to Australia North China Herald, 1862 Mar 15

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Kant on camels, world peace

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I told my mom my band was playing a concert at a comic shop and she asked if that was cringe

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nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

[saltwife]

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just invented a cigarette you can smoke from both ends and kiss in the middle

[utopians]

scandal rocks the literary world when it's revealed that shakespeare owned and was exploiting infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters to write all his plays

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getting an egg tooth body mod to represent my youthful vigor