#squire

[ratcrisis-actor]

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

[ser-william-the-third]

It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your squires are?

[cyviarvuk]

Look at my squire bro we slayin nothinn🔥🔥🔥

Comm wip

[jorolle]

#everybody hates todd

NIMONA (2023) dir. Troy Quane & Nick Bruno

[miapcain]

squireposting. squires can be maidens

[dungeonsanddrow]

forget dating apps I’m going to stand in the middle of the joust field looking lost until a knight gives me their helm and sword to take back to camp

[mathewknew]

Let me get that for you, Sir.

[sireld]

I think some of you may underestimate the adrenaline crash a knight experiences once their armor is removed.

After a long hard day of service, or even just competing in the tilt for your honor, they become so exhausted once that proverbial collar is removed.

I was surprised at how easy he bent to my will once his training in the yard was complete for the day. His armor fell like petals and he found his place on his knees before me so quickly. So obediently.

Felling him into my bed was laughably easy. Muscles straining without the weight of steel holding him down. Legs shaking with the release of his arming belt, my hands replacing that tight grip around his hips. Lungs working in rapid pulses with the constraint of that shell discarded onto the floor.

He was completely at my mercy. I think you all should take advantage of that moment of weakness from your knights.