Annie who is not okay

20 something| You can call me Anne because my full first name is ridiculous. Aliens and Green Day AF she/her Floridian👽🌴🍍🌞

[black-hippie-moonchild]

virgo ☼ taurus☽ aries⇡

requested by anon

[miamaroo]

Going into therapy like

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[secondclassvines]

[stimman4000]

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[saphore]

Signs as wlw: Pisces—the siren

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[offensivememes4u]

Ur worth it :)

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[feistyfrank]

[cockandpokeballs]

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[uss-edsall]

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

[anybody-have-a-gps-deactivated2]

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

[uss-edsall]

My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

[klaxtron]

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

[priceysalt]

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[catchymemes]