University of Television Graduate

Apparently studying and watching television all through college does not guarantee a job after graduation. My name is Elizabeth, I just graduated from the University of Michigan and I deal with post-grad blues and unemployment through television and celebrities.

[ratezila]

The Bride and her Beautiful Hair have Landed

What does one do, when one is about to marry America's favorite perennial bachelor in gorgeous Italy?

Get a fabulous blowout of course! 

    The Hair has arrived; welcome to the club. 

[ratezila]

People of the Internet: When people can hide behind the Internet, they'll say anything

Seems like everyone's pretty happy for Bruce.

http://www.people.com/article/kris-jenner-files-for-divorce-bruce-jenner

Quality advice right there. 

[ratezila]

People of the Internet: When people can hide behind the Internet, they'll say anything.

Found via an article about the pregnant wife of Joran Van der Sloot.

http://goo.gl/dmiwju 

[valyrianprince]

[ratezila]

The Food Network is basically always on while I'm doing my job searching, The Barefoot Contessa is a particular favorite, because of this it has become a life goal of mine to become Ina Garten's friend and eat some delicious food with her. 

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At the end of the day, Prince George is just a baby with a weird hairline who doesn’t mind putting his hands on wet grass. Also the future King of England.

[ratezila]

From the moment the Royal Family announced that Kate Middleton was pregnant again, rumors began swirling about other notable celebrity couples. What does these couples have in common? Well they each already have one child and each have captured our hearts in different ways.

Royal Family: Real royalty; beloved; complete and total excitement about new baby; how long will we have to stare at a door this time? 

Jay Z & Beyonce: Music's power couple; well-liked; if Beyonce really is pregnant how would this impact their tour? 

Kayne and Kim Kardashian West: Infamous; love or hate?; would this second baby also be a ghost baby on Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

[ratezila]

Hello Internet!

My parents are tired of dealing with my post-graduate and unemployment sadness, so I decided to take my feelings to the Internet where everyone is sad! I'm not always sad though, most of the time I use television and celebrities to distract myself and live vicariously through others. There is not a single television show I haven't considered watching, or could be convinced to watch. Let's deal with post-graduate feelings together through television! 

[emilyisobsessed]

Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14 (58:50, 1:04:58)

[ratezila]

There are some people that are just meant to be together.