when life gives you lemos

I'm a whole lot better than lemons.

[archivemol]

*tips muppet* m’namana

[falvie-blog]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID

[foundingfatherstrash-blog]

me: *is trying to go about normal harmless everyday activities*

my brain: ….the orphanage…..

me, sobbing: leaVE ME ALONE 

[greglestrade]

My main skill: trying to underline something but accidentally crossing it out instead

[notcarriebrads]

is anyone else insecure as hell and seriously worried that no one will ever fall in love with them or is that just a me problem

[vikander]

[momsjeans]

[whenlifegivesyoulemos]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[sparrowpraxis]

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

[hemsworthis]

[whenlifegivesyoulemos]

I want to cry

[kidfaust-deactivated20180626]

[kidfaust-deactivated20180626]

[dutchster]

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that Texas Instruments makes calculators and not, like, banjos or something

[whenlifegivesyoulemos]

me, watching cutthroat kitchen and licking cheeto dust off my fingers: man, i can't believe this idiot didn't render his duck fat

[dopeybeauty]

the disney movie nobody asked for

[actualfkntrash]

yyyEEESSSSSSS THIS IS SO CUTE HOLY FK

[091400hjs]