Waste Basket Wonderland

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Guys. I have a vision. Hear me out. Your favorite character flexing in front of this sign 😗 (I need a Flambaé doing this) please. Food for the weak and drsperate!

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His little yellow coat.

He was such a bright splotch of color and sunshine on a dying, graying world.

He was LITTERALLY climbing the fucking walls trying to get away.

"You don't even have a dog"

Him running. Crying. BEGGING not to be sent from the only home he knows on a trip he KNEW would kill him. Is that not enough? Is that not enough to prove he loves his home? Regardless of it's dimming light. He wanted to die with it. Bringing knowledge and joy to his children (his students).

It's human nature to want to survive. The fact the whole point of Project Hail Mary was to prevent Earth's extinction. To make sure humanity SURVIVED. And LIVING was being the ONE thing Ryland Grace tried to do. WANTED to do versus going to space.

This movie man. This fucking book. I hate it here.

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Maybe Ryland Grace does put the 'not' in astronaut.

But by God does he put the 'Brave' in Dumb.

The 'Survivor' in Suicide.

The 'Friend' in Solace.

The 'Teacher' in Alien.

The 'Grace' in Universe.

And the 'Savior' in Stars.

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The concept of dying like the rest of the world.

WITH the rest of the world versus dying alone in space.

I know there were going to be two others on that ship with him. But he woke up alone. His two crewmates already gone. And yes, then he met Rocky.

But the time before that? Him all alone. It had to be devastating. I'm not sure how long it took him to remember what happened to him. But the idea of him remembering that before finding his new best friend!? I fuckin' can't man.

And then! His little nod after she says "If you don't go, you'll die" like he had accepted that already. WANTED that to be what happens. This movie is hurting me despite making me love it so much. I'm watching it again tonight.

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He was begging BEGGING for them not too. Called out to the man he thought was his FRIEND.

He just wanted to live.

I don't see him as a coward. I see him as a person that wanted to live out his life doing what he always did.

Teaching. Experiencing.

Living.

Wanting to continue your life with however many years you have left isn't shameful. It's human.

He deserved to live, too.

He deserved to live too.

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Then he became the most important astronaut in the universe.

This movie has ruined me forever.

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Two Princes and a fuckin' QUEEN

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He's nesting.

Shout out to ya mutha Law

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Here me out.

Iva. Cora and Bon Clay having those little triangle style eye makeup/lashes?

Conclusion:

The universal mark of the trans/crossdressing/gay community!?

This was all in good fun

And just something I noticed

BUT

I'll scream it until im in my grave that Rosi was into drag!

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Midam will caress their fingers, along their forearms, neck, cheeks etc.

Clutch their hands together, scrape their nails along their knees beneath a table while in punlic.

Run the pads of their toes along their calves when sitting and enjoying a cup of coffee in their apartment in the mornings. A gentle run of fingers through their hair as they read a book on rainy days.

It's a way Adam or Micheal expresses their attentiveness. Their affection. Even show comfort. To acknowledge their presence when the other is in control of their body. Of course. This looks a bit strange from an outside perspective. Usually, it is Micheal that does the caressing, as Adam is traversing the outside world. Working. Etc.

Adam does not notice it much, as it is such a common occurrence by now. But strangers tend to give them a sidelong glance when they run the flat of their thumb sensually across their own lips or brush their knuckles beneath their jawline as a lover would do.

One could write it off as a stim. As a nervous tick perhaps.

But a more knowledgeable mind. Could dare to call it love.

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So just learned about Adam and Michael...hello?

What I'm about to say may cause ripples. But babies my heart and soul are a fuckin' tidal wave over this. And i'll let the haters get caught in the riptide.

Midam is what Destiel WISH they were.

HELLO!

Them!

They!!

THOSE TWO!!!

They are just. Good grief.

✨️ Chefs kiss ✨️

Maybe this dips into my abandonment issues.

But to be honest. When it comes to the sharing of one body it's not even the sexual aspect of it for me that i've seen in some fanfics. Examples being Eddie x Venom, some Steven Universe fics with fusions, etc. It's just the overall thought of:

'We don't HAVE to share this body. I could at any time choose another host/vessel. We could live separately. But you know me best. This is OUR body. I protect you as you protect me. To sepereate is so incomprehensible, so painful to even think about. It would be like tearing a soul in half (pun unintended). I know you and you me so well, we are ONE person. There is no need to be separate when we are content being a whole'

And that. That is THEM:

They are perfect. Healthiest relationship in this fuckin' show.

Anyway. Just finished 15x8. I just need SOMEONE in this show to have a healthy relationship. Please.

Update (3▪︎23▪︎25):

Just finished 15x19

Guys....what the fuck

What did I JUST say

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Some one PLEASE confirm that this man has a tramp stamp.

Extra kudos for a womb tattoo.

I can't be the only one who thinks it.

Right?

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So like...

How much inbreeding do you suppose goes on in Mary Geoise?

Honestly?

Over 800 years. Only 19 families of Celestial Dragons? There's got to be some branches in those family trees getting crossed and interwoven like a bad jigsaw puzzle.

Would not put it passed the bastards to be into that Pure Bloodline esque monstrosity. Poppin' out kids with the lock jaw, forehead launchpad aesthetic.

Donquixote brothers really dodged the bullet. I say that. But DomoMingo (Doflamingo) was absolutely bonkers.

A silly lil guy.

A goofy lil goober.

This one really goes out to all the Charles II of Spain girlies up there in the Holy Land.

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The way I'm going absolutely FERAL for this mad man!

This absolute fool!

This literal CLOWN!

Got me desperate.

Barkin'.

Foamin' at the mouth.

I'm so proud of him and all his accomplishments.

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Dopedup Mango (Donquixote Doflamingo) is really just a brat that got told no.

Man's really decided that mass genocide was the reasonable answer to having to fold his own laundry.

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I've started One Piece 4 maybe 5 months ago.

Emotional wellbeing?

Completely devastated.

My entire outlook on life?

Shattered.

Current wants and needs?

Cause problems for governing bodies of world dominating powers.