My Inability to be Normal(tm)

He/They I would like to formally apologise

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atsushi hcs

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Would eat ANYTHING for 10 bucks. Rocks, leaves, bugs, plastic, metal, literally anything. He has an iron stomach, too, so very few things actually make him sick

once he got comfortable in the ADA, he started nicknaming all of his coworkers with variants of “mom”, “dad”, “brother”, etc. the ada is fr just his family so he calls them as such

cannot lie. not because he’s bad at it or has a terrible poker face or anything, but because, as a kid, he thought that God Himself would strike him down if he ever lied and he can’t shake the habit

doesn’t like it when people pay for him / give him gifts. It makes him feel like he owes them and he HATES having to owe anyone. also, it makes him feel a little like a burden

Very frugal. doesn’t spend money unless he absolutely has to. His only exception is buying things for Kyouka

Cannot STAND laser pointers or anything sparkly. they make him distracted

has never seen any animated movie ever and it makes his coworkers incredibly sad

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my mom’s opinions on the SKZ members since we saw them live this weekend

For reference, she’s listened to most of their discography but she’s never seen any of the mvs, so the concert was her first time seeing their faces!! Chan: Her favourite! She thought he was hot lol. She couldn’t understand a word he said tho his accent was too thick and the mics were kind of shit

Minho: I think she only knew about him bc he’s my bias and i kept screaming when he was on screen 💔💔

Changbin: genuinely couldn’t tell him apart from Chan. I had to keep correcting her when she asked who he was

Hyunjin: Saw him on the big screen, looked at me, and nodded with a smirk. I think that sums it up. She also mixed him up with chan a couple of times, though

Han: She didn’t comment on him very much, but i kept pointing him bc he’s my wrecker so i think she knew who he was (maybe)

Felix: was surprised to see he looked nothing like how he sounded but otherwise she only teased her friend (who came with us) about him being her bias

Seungmin: Didn’t comment on him very much either, sadly. She really liked his performance in cinema, though

I.N: kept saying he was adorable/cute. I think she adopted him in her head. sorry jeongin you’re my brother now i guess

all in all she had a good time and lovedlovedloved the concert even though we couldn’t hear them talking very well lmao

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her favourite performance was Escape and she kept making faces at me when she saw hyunjin and chan LMAOOOO

she also got really upset when they didn’t end up singing Venom because that’s her favourite song 😔 they teased it during the mashup and she genuinely ascended for a moment i think

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my mom’s opinions on the SKZ members since we saw them live this weekend

For reference, she’s listened to most of their discography but she’s never seen any of the mvs, so the concert was her first time seeing their faces!! Chan: Her favourite! She thought he was hot lol. She couldn’t understand a word he said tho his accent was too thick and the mics were kind of shit

Minho: I think she only knew about him bc he’s my bias and i kept screaming when he was on screen 💔💔

Changbin: genuinely couldn’t tell him apart from Chan. I had to keep correcting her when she asked who he was

Hyunjin: Saw him on the big screen, looked at me, and nodded with a smirk. I think that sums it up. She also mixed him up with chan a couple of times, though

Han: She didn’t comment on him very much, but i kept pointing him bc he’s my wrecker so i think she knew who he was (maybe)

Felix: was surprised to see he looked nothing like how he sounded but otherwise she only teased her friend (who came with us) about him being her bias

Seungmin: Didn’t comment on him very much either, sadly. She really liked his performance in cinema, though

I.N: kept saying he was adorable/cute. I think she adopted him in her head. sorry jeongin you’re my brother now i guess

all in all she had a good time and lovedlovedloved the concert even though we couldn’t hear them talking very well lmao

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it’s always ‘how did you get here’ and ‘how are you in my house’ and never ‘how are you doing’ or ‘how was your day’. it’s honestly draining to have to pretend like i don’t want to talk about myself sometimes, you know?

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Real conversations my family has had at the dinner table

The intricacies of having a bag of holding as a belly button

Pros/cons of not having to ever sleep

Jet pack vs. ONE (movable) portal

How much I (op) dislike elon musk

Would you rather be blind or deaf

Whether or not a lamp in our living room is the same colour as the wall

Will my little brother will be full of teenage angst?

Debating on if being an (accidental) arsonist is genetic or not and if so, did my siblings and I get the gene?

Musicals: fun or actually the worst

Thirty straight minutes of us making up words

The world’s most inconvenient superpower

Is Mystery Men (a movie) a gift or should it burn in hell?

What would our pets sound like if they could speak?

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sometimes i am funny and other times i am. very funny. humourous, even.

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rage bait always works on me because I am usually already angry before reading it

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Saiki K x BSD crossover where 16!SKK are sent on an undercover mission to find a super powerful ability user in a high-school but they have to pose as regular students. Dazai thinks the pink-haired kid is suspicious and for some reason Arahabaki thinks so too. Chuuya is irritated that the voice in his head and his partner are in agreement.

Meanwhile, two new students are introduced to Saiki’s class and the ginger kid has two separate streams of consciousness, which hurts Saiki’s head, and the bandaged kid is… wait, why can’t Saiki hear his thoughts? Is he like Nendou? Bandage-kid makes eye contact with Saiki and oh, he definitely isn’t like Nendou at all. He’s smart, and he somehow knows Saiki was startled by his powers not working on him. Just what was going on?

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I need to see a magical girl series where one of the magical girls is a teenage boy who’s like, the brother of one of the magical girls, and he joined to group because he stole his sister’s magic necklace or whatever and now he’s part of the team when she can’t be there.

like, maybe she goes off to college (she could be the oldest of the magical girls??) and her younger brother is like, I know how to use the magic necklace, and the rest of the girls are like, hold on,,,, so he starts to help them out and stuff.

and the media is super confused because why did one of the magical girls get replaced by some boy? And some people think she was trans and he’s her post-transition and others think he forcibly took her spot on the team and all of the magical girls and this boy are laughing because they’re all wrong. he just got younger sibling privilege

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just letting everyone know that my swag is on point today. I am wearing a tmnt t-shirt, bkdk socks, my nasa hoodie, and my favourite pair of ugly red and yellow shoes. ladies where u at /j

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my roman empire: Fuyumi’s coping methods being unintentionally damaging to her siblings’ feelings…. The way she says “we should be a real family again” when they were never a real family to begin with…. The way she’s hated for being ‘ignorant’ when she’s clearly just hurt…. Eldest daughter syndrome is real…. the way she looks exactly like her mom… endeavour probably sees Rei in Fuyumi…. rattling the bars of my enclosure she makes me so ill

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Do you guys remember that one comment that was like “he painted a picture of his love and realised he forgot some of their features” or smth because I was thinking about togachako and then I remembered that comment and do you guys think Ochako learned to paint because she didn’t want to forget what Himiko’s smile looked like :)

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i was just thinking about how whenever there’s an argument against bkdk it’s always “deku is straight” but never “bakugou is straight” because we ALL know that man does not like women. idc if you hc him as aroace or gay or what but there is no way anyone could genuinely believe he would EVER date a girl. like, there isn’t even a closet he’s just standing in the middle of the room confused

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I don’t need therapy I need to be a gruff father figure to some annoying little kid and when they snark me I say things like “see if I save your life again” even though I very much will save their life again even at the cost of my own

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I don’t need therapy I need to be a gruff father figure to some annoying little kid and when they snark me I say things like “see if I save your life again” even though I very much will save their life again even at the cost of my own

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Things I Think Would Put a Victorian Child in a Coma

A singular sour patch kid

Gummy worms

Any song by Kikuo

Death Metal

A Five Nights at Freddy’s jump-scare compilation

Any JJK fan edit

Coloured contact lenses

People who dress goth

Computer code

A baja blast

Anime waifu body pillows

Mint toothpaste

Ai art generators

Facetime

Pugs

I have more on my list but I thought I’d stop it there for now