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♡ 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟎'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 ! ━━ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 !

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"Hi welcome to me time"

♡ 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒  ━━ 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

♡ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 ━━ cameron’s mouth is still half open when he glances over to cher , who’s decided that it was her turn to talk . ‘ do you even wanna hear what i have to say ? ’ brows furrow at her . ‘ you did ask for my opinion , remember ? usually that means i’m supposed to give it . but what do i know , ’

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88mphh‌ .

               & of course he’s targeted out of EVERYONE in the damn hall. He closed his locker with a momentary slam & focused on the source of the demanding voice finger jutted right at him hands flying to his pockets almost instantly at the rather intimidating way the other spoke. T-BIRDS, GREAAAT. THE SNAPPING drew him closer like intended till he stood a bit to close for comfort. the question was simple, nothing to cause to much anxiety, just a simple question upon his abilities in school, but when the words came out, they sounded in a broken stumble at first, before clearing his throat. 

                        “ I MEAN- Yeah? Sure? I’m OK I guess. I’m passing my classes if that’s what you’re asking. ” 

♡ 𝐘𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐇 , 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 ━━ he thought all students should be afraid of one johnny nogerelli , but he really wasn’t one to hurt others . intimidating though , he definitely was . especially since he was a boy with very little concern for personal space . ‘ great ! perfect ! ’ hand brings up the assignment to show marty the failed letter grade , shielding it from anyone else’s view . ‘ i need you t’do this over for me , dig ? ’ a flash , and the page is gone , stuffed into his back pocket for safe keeping . ‘ and in return , i’ll , uh ━━ well , i got cash . so ━━ ?we got a deal or what ? ’

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samemersons‌ .

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬,   𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.    ❝   alright.   record shop,   it is.   i need some new stuff,   anyway.   all of the stuff at my grandpa’s house is my mom’s music.   ‘n some of that is alright,   but i kinda need the top 40.   ❞    beats staying inside.   beats being home.   sam would never pass up an opportunity.   talking to girls,   though?   seemed more of a task than anything.   though he supposes girls were easier than boys.   always fumbled with both.     ❝   i’ll get us slushies.   i get ‘em all mixed up,   whatta bout you?   ❞

♡ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐇  ━━ the plan hadn’t taken as much convincing as duckie would have thought , and that was all for the better . ‘ that’s what i like t’hear ! ’ he claps sam on the shoulder before adjusting hat and sunglasses . truth was , he spent most of his free time at the record shop , anyway . but it was always more fun showing his friends around , maybe dancing around to a few jams . ‘ hmm ━━ gotta go with the red and blue power duo . all th’flavors together make a color i just can’t bring myself t’drink . brown should be warn , not consumed , y’get it ? ’

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“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.” / allison reynolds at cameron frye !

♡ 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒  ━━ 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

♡ 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ━━ and cameron tried his best to stray away from anything or anyone that wasn’t normal . but allison had a good sense of humor , and it was sort of nice talking to her sometimes , when she wasn’t compulsively lying , or trying to show cameron what she had in her purse . words surprise him , enough to cause a brow raise in her direction . ‘ yeah , me , too , ’ he agrees that would be easier , as he takes a bite of his sandwich . ‘ i think that’s called being a teenager , ’

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“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.” ( for cam )

♡ 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒  ━━ 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

♡ 𝐈𝐅 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ━━ it was talia , being a smartass . and there was only one thing cameron hated more than a smartass ( hint : a dumbass ) . ‘ so what , it’s a crime to be clean now ? ’ he thinks about the extra bar in his backpack , just in case the dispensers at school were out or low , and he also thinks that that’s very practical of him . ‘ sue me for wanting a healthy immune system . there are some bad germs out there , y’know , ’

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“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.” / for duckie,

♡ 𝐉𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒  ━━ 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 !

♡ 𝐍𝐎𝐖 , 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 ? ━━ sympathetic arm rests heavily upon stanley’s shoulders , the duckman’s features incredibly worried . ‘ stan , buddy ━━ you’re really harshin’ my mellow here , ’ duckie pats the boy’s shoulder before slipping his arm away again . ‘ have’a little self confidence , would ya ? it ain’t so bad , is it ? ’

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“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

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♡ 𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑  ━━ the day was finally over ( hallelujah ! ) , but sam  ━━ apparently sam just wanted to go home , do his homework , relax . ‘ on a beautiful day like this one ?! ’ duckie gestures out the window as soon as a cloud rolls over the sun . ‘ i mean , c’mon ! what do you have against going to a fly record shop , maybe meetin’ a couple fine ladies that might walk in while we’re there ? ’ duckie nudges an elbow into sam’s side . ‘ i think that sounds a little bit better than homework and relaxing , don’t you ? ’ // @samemersons .

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♡ 𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐃 ━━ what was he supposed to do about this ? johnny would not accept a d . he needed someone to do the assignment over for him , since the teacher had been nice enough to give johnny a second chance . ‘ you , ’ it’s said quite loudly , and the t-bird is snapping at the other to come closer . ‘ you’re smart , right ? like , school smart ? ’ // @88mphh .

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♡ 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒   ━━ the pink lady stops at the hood of their car , looking at the student who’s decided to lean against the doors like some sort of animal . ‘ hey ! does this look like some sort’a leisure spot to you ? ’ a brow is raised in their direction . ‘ go lean on your own car , ’ // @gclddustheart .

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♡ 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍  ━━ as if he didn’t get enough flack from ferris , here talia was , causing a racing pulse and a spike in anxiety . ‘ you ever seen a kid have a heart attack ? ’ eyes move to the short blonde . he doesn’t want anything to do with this . ‘ if not , would you like to ? because if you make me do this , that’s exactly what’s gonna happen . ’ // @wasntallbad .

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♡ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐃 , 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘  ━━ the only trouble is , his bike’s in the shop , and he has no other way to get to said party . t-bird jacket is draped over his shoulder , one finger laced into the collar , and smoke hanging from his lips as he approached lottie with a sickly sweet grin . ‘ you goin’ to that house party tonight ? ’ he’d schmooze a ride out of her , if he had to . // @dealher .

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♡ 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆 , 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐓  ━━ you gotta make the fun when your peers and your environment tried to suck the festivities out of the day , right ? ‘ lydia , babe ! ’ duckie strolls up to her locker , grin wide and endless as he leans against the row of doors . ‘ you , me , indeterminately long study break in the ever fascinating ocean that is the student library , ’ hand reaches up to remove his shades . ‘ what d’you think ? yes or yes ? ’ // @deetziisms .

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♡ 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝟏𝟎 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝟏𝟐 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏  ━━ penny stands before him , their conversation having faded into a strange sort of silence . ‘ i didn’t realize i wasn’t allowed to worry about you , ’ he finally exclaims , a sourness to his normally flat tone , palms laid against the table as he leans backward . ‘ i guess that’s my mistake , ’ // @littleshcp .

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♡ 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐖𝐍 , 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒  ━━ tray among the span of an empty cafeteria table . it’s much easier than trying to find someone who might actually want him at their table . besides , if he was alone , no one would try to speak with him while he was working on his sci-fi novel . today , however , it seemed that every table had at least one student sat at it ; a rather disappointing realization to the young mcfly . glancing around , he spots a girl eating alone on one end of a table near the back . naturally he saunters over , nervous tick causing fingers to drum against the underside of his lunch try . ‘ excuse me  ━━ would you mind if i sat here ? ’ words are breathy and anxiety filled . ‘ i won’t bug you or anything , i  ━━ i’ll even sit on the opposite end , ’ // @wcnderwitch​ .

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          ♡ 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 !! ━━

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”